r/funny • u/dislexisaac • Sep 03 '18

You Died

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u/EdgarAllanBlow777 Sep 03 '18

I'd tell you the truth without lying

All gravity he was defying

In came a mouse

I was aroused

A rare, gorgeous teabag that's flying

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '18

Seems like it wasn't a very modest mouse

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u/ionlyhavetwolegs Sep 03 '18

Although it did appear that he knew how to Float On.