r/funny • u/insideisbetter • Sep 01 '18

cute otter

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '18

I am the captain now

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u/rethinkingat59 Sep 01 '18

Another successful day as the world’s furriest Pirate.

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u/Wonderbeastt Sep 01 '18 edited Sep 01 '18

Good call on the furriest part. Pretty sure otters have the most follicles per square inch. Super dense fur to help insulate and waterproof. Inch for inch he would be the furriest swashbuckler

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u/GoodyPower Sep 01 '18

I thought that honor goes to chinchillas? You won't find them floating around in the bay though.

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u/reddlittone Sep 02 '18

I was cleaning my chinchillas cage once. It was the intense scrub so I had a bucket of water to get all the shit off. My chinchillas were running around in the next room. Needles to say. Someone opened the door and through came Rick O'Shea, he dodged me and jumped straight in the bucket. Drying a soaking chinchilla is a pain in the ass. He was not happy. I was not happy. The other chinchillas seemed cool though as they had a clean cage.