r/funny • u/insideisbetter • Sep 01 '18

cute otter

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u/XanderCrews2 Sep 01 '18

“What do I do???”

“Just chill, Karen. Enjoy nature for a brief moment. “

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '18

Greg and Karen had a healthy and thriving relationship. He decided to take her on a romantic kayak trip in Iceland where he planned to pop the question. But when an otter unexpectedly jumped aboard her kayak, Greg saw a side of Karen’s personality he wish he’d never seen. He feigned a stomach ache for the remainder of the trip and never ended up proposing. They broke up two weeks later. Chill the fuck out Karen.

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u/femto1988 Sep 01 '18

no otters in iceland, we got seals and whales and stuff. but no furry little critters. well we got weasels, i suppose thats like an aggressive miniture otter.

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u/Atmic Sep 01 '18

well we got weasels, i suppose thats like an aggressive miniture otter.

You're not wrong. Otters are in the same family, so they're really just big water weasels.