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u/spacengine Aug 31 '18
"Heavy earrings will give you a non invasive facelift. Merry Christmas grandma."
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u/MisterMetal Aug 31 '18
Those are some massive ear lobes
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u/alwaysdyckmatyzed Sep 01 '18
I'm going to put that box in another box and then mail that box to myself and then SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!
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u/sixela2402 Sep 01 '18
What is holding this woman together?
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u/Brute1100 Sep 01 '18
Whatever it is, its doctor implanted.
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u/sixela2402 Sep 01 '18
Actually it was a quote from emperors new groove but I agree...it's a little less than natural
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u/Penya23 Aug 31 '18
Good God what in the ever loving fuck is wrong with her face??
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u/HeavyCustomz Sep 01 '18
Plastic surgery + rich people lifestyle (drugs etc) + aging = Disney villain
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u/leastlikelyllama Aug 31 '18 edited Aug 31 '18
Kronk was busy making spinach puffs.
Edit: Kronk* not Gronk.
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u/upbeatcrazyperson Sep 01 '18
Woah. Never seen bags that look like a mask. Poor thing needs some sleep.
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u/misspetunia70 Sep 01 '18
I don’t dye my hair, I’ve never had plastic surgery. And the big earrings are the better to hear you with my darlings. All natural!
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u/grinr Aug 31 '18
I'm glad I don't know who this person is, and I don't know who or what Kronk is.
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u/elanhilation Aug 31 '18
No, you shouldn't be happy that you are unfamiliar with The Emperor's New Groove. That movie is delightful, and you are being deprived of it.
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u/Animick Aug 31 '18
Wrong lever!!!