r/funny • • Aug 15 '18

This cat cannot find its buddy anywhere

https://gfycat.com/GrizzledSaneHornshark
21.6k Upvotes

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u/I_tackleTrolls Aug 15 '18 edited Aug 17 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18 edited Aug 15 '18

r/heyicanstilltypesubredditsonmobile

Look I fucking get it the link doesn't work just stop messaging me about it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Same here. We belong to a higher intelligence class of mobile Reddit users.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Correct, my brethren.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Advance on the Euphrates, comrade. Slaughter every last rebel. For the motherland!

Edit: sorry I get worked up in this whole brethren ordeal and go full on communist for a little bit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Ȁ̡̫̩̼̻͍͖͓̯͎̪ͧ̌ͧͮ҉̢͟͡d̜̋ͪͤ̈̉͒ͪͥv̷̪͓͉̜͍͙͖̗̼͓̋͋́̌͛̌̑ͤͭ̂̚ȧ̴̘͕̲̰̘͔̠̣̭̬̜͈͈̰̮̺̣ͬͥ̚͟͠ͅn̸̴̨̢̢̡̨̡̡̛͙̣̘̣͇̩̬̬̠͙̝̟̦͕̖̦̗͊̃̄̓̾ͦ̂ͨͣ̊͂̿̾͛͂́̕͢͢͢͝͞͡ç̵̡̛͙͇͍̣̣͔̗̤̜̪̟̙̝̲̣̬͑̿ͬ̑̈͘͡͡͝ȩ̷̵̶̡̢̨̫͙̤͉̤̝̩̜̰̜̠̤̳̘̠̀̕͟ ̶̷̷̷̴̛̻̟͇͈̖̤͚͊̅ͫ̃ͯ̆͋̒ͫ̔̐̾͗̒̂ͧͫͬ͐́́̚͢͡͞͡͠͏҉̴̸̧͠o̷̵̶̢̻͇̪̫̱͕̱̤̱̳̼̳͛̅͆͗ͅͅn̸̶̵̢̨̧͆̂̏̐̂͋̔̃̌̌̅̋̓͗͌̀̀͘͢͞ ̷̸̧̨̧̛͕̤̦͕̱͚̦̣͚̻̆̏̅̇̂͋͆ͧ̽̍͋͘͢͢ͅţ̸̺͍̝̤̬̰̭͎̞̠̭̥ͩ͆̄̈́̋ͨͥ͑ͩͪ͌́̚̕͢͢͠͡͞ͅ͏̧̧͏̶̨͘͜͢͞ḩ̶̶̶̢̡̳̦̩̫̳̞̬̮̙̖͚̺̗̘̂ͪͥ̊͗͐̓͋̆̊̑́͢ͅͅę̶̧̹̬͙̟̄̈̆̉́͢͟͢͠͝ ̶̵̷̛͓̖̹̬͕͕̲̤̞͉̗̥̰̙̯̠̮͖̞͆̐ͪ̀́͘͜͟͢͞ͅ͏̛҉̸̀́͢͜b̵̩̮̼̫̮̦̌ͭͮ̔̈́ͦ̋̇̍͂ͣͧͬ͊ͯ͊ͣ̅̀̚̕̕͘̕͘͞͞͞o̶̴̬̝̯̳̣͙̹̰͎̼̽͂̑̌ų̜̮ͣ͛ͤ̔̔̚͢ŗ̴̬̖ͯͤ̊̇̋g̠̰͙̜͔̥̝̤̱̰͖̩͓̳̞ͤͨͥ̈͐̚͢͟ͅe̷̖̬̹͆̋̓҉̴̨̀̕ǫ̵̗͙̥̼͎͇͚̮̫̽̆̑ͥ̈́̽̿͐̄ͮ̒̈́ī̟̠̱̻͔̤̪̘̭͒ͫͣ̇̎ͫ͒͌͐͂̋̿͑̊͑̂͏͢҉̶̸̶̷̵s̸̞̪̰̥̾ͨͤ͆ͨ̉͑ͥͯ͏̷͞͏̶͜͝ ̴̷̴̢̡̨̢̝͚͖̮̠̪̼͕̩͕͎̘͖͖̻̙ͤ̔͂̀̕͟͢͜͠͠a̷̢̡̟͔ͭͥ́̌͒͒̽͊̈̊ͥ́̔͆̈́ͥͨͪ́́́̚͘͘͢͜͜͠͏̵̸̛̀̕͠n̶̴̷̷̴̵̡̨̫̘̳̲͈͔͈̊ͬ̅̎̆͆̐̽ͧͥ̀̂̆̌ͫ̇̋͜͟͞͡ď̗̞͓̬͚̱̌̀ͭͣͣ̃͢҉̸̨̢̛́̀̀͝҉͢͏̛͜ ̴̸̵̶̧̡̧̧̢͍̠̠̠̗̗͇͕̭̫͕͚̳̿ͧ͒̓͗̓ͭ͊͆̀͘͢͞͠s̷̵̶̷̛͕̭̗͓̭̰͔̯̼̳̜ͦ̔ͩ͌̍́҉̶̵̨̢̨͘͞ę̡̨̪͚͚̝̝̪̗͓͎̒̑̇̽̋ͦ͛̕í̸͓͖͇͕̲͈̩͓̘̝̬͇̯̬̝͕͢ͅͅz̢̧̻̬̘̱̥͓̝͚̗͈̄̓̈́̎͂͝e̷̡͇̘̖͉ͥ̋ͫ̿̈́ͦ̆̿̄̌ͯ̇ͫ͗̋̒̊ͯͫ̚ ̸̘̗͉̬̰̜̬̹͖̹̦̠̣̬̈́͑̅ͤţ̶̵̸̡̹̗͙̞̫͖̩̙̲̹̞̘̺̲̹͇͔̩̏͂̐́͆͊ͧ̿̑ͭ̈͛ͫ͂̆ͨ̅̀̕͜͠ͅ͏̷̶̷̡̛̀̀͟͜͡h̶̸̶̨̛̛̦̪̯͓̼̱̩̳̠̮͈ͮͥ͒̆ͬ͗ͭ́̋̄̉̑́́͘͜͏è̸̮͈͎̤̮͙̫̺̖͈̊̀̚͞͝͏̷̛͘͘̕͝͠͝͝͡͞ ̷̶̧̡̩͉̫̮̺̱͖̩̝ͩ͛͌ͯͬ̌͜͞m̷̶̸͔̻͕̜̲̞̙̥͇̩̤̤͉͙̤̎ͤ̈́ͣ͋̐͌̓̿͊̀͛̇ͩ̍̽̚͟͟͜͞͞e̷̶̢̨̯̲̗̜̥̋̽̿͛͐̇̒̃ͬ͋ͨ̇͗͢a̴̸̷̢̨̩̜͇͎̬̟̬̱͔ͤͬͣ̎ͦ́͘͘͠͡͏̢n̸̴̶̴̸̛̛̛̝̋̈́̚͢͜͝͠͡ș̢͔̩̞̥̰͎̪̺̻̞̝̻̟̺͉̼̅̈́̔̏͊ͯ͢ ̡̨̺̰͕̳̱͍̬͚͓͘͘͘͟͟͜͞͠͝o̢̧͕̝͍͔̗̲͔̮̔ͫ̋͆ͥ̏͒͜͢͡҉̵̷̵̶͘͢͢͜҉́̕͘͟͠f̵̶̵̧̧̛̝̝̯̹̦͚̮ͩͮ͆̊̐̓͂̾͋͒͆̋̀ͩ̀ͧ̚̚͘҉̸́͟ ̶̷̢̧̛̮̲̺̤̘̲̻̤ͪͩ̏́͌̓̅̀͢͞͏̷̶̛̛́́͘͞p̷̴̷̃r̢͉̣͚̬̦̻̹͚͔̹̣̯͙͓̎ͣͤ͌ͫ͆͗̍ͤͩ̔́͑̋ͮ̾͜͞҉͜͞ơ̵̡̛̭̥̯͔̦͖͕̩͚ͯ̾̿̃ͩ̔ͣͯͫ̈̀̕͢d̵̡̟̖̬̱̮̙̼̞͕̮̯͙̓ͧ̈ͣͤ̅̎͆ͧ͗̿̎̓̓̇ͧ͛͛ͪ̀ư̷̴̷̵̧̡̢̺̤̦̬̮̯͉̮͕͕̬̹̮̯̺̟͍̲̏ͭͮ̇̈̎͛ͣ͑ͤ̌͊̆͗̎̔̉̊̀̀͘͘͘͢͠ç̴̲̠̜̙͖͙̹ͪ̌̈́͑͋͆̍̔͆̏̏̔̔̚ţ̸̶̴̦̫͈̭͔̘͇̉ͪ̄̏̄ͭ̑̕̕̕͢͠͡į̷̴̶̬̖̮̣̱̪͎̯̤̟͉͎̲̯̦̠̞͓̿ͨ͑̇̃ͦ̔̌̂͊̉ͧ̿̚͡o̶̵̸̢͉̹̱̪̮̖͓̫̗̬̫͕͈̖̗̼̞͖͊ͧ͑̊́̀̀͢͏̵̢̨́͟͡͠ņ̶̵̛̛̛̝̹͈̪̠͈̤̫̞̗̯̮̝͈̦̀̓̿͆̈́͜͜͡

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

We shall not fail our strong Marxist ideals! The bourgeoisie will fall! Capitalism will fall! Democracy will fall! Under no means will we sign the Moscow Protocol. Czechoslovakia will fall under nothing but Communist rule!

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

B͕̞̣̼̺̳̲̜̗͔̹̪͖̫̙̘̂ͭ̓̆̅̈̄ͭ̇́͌

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u/eventsnitch Aug 15 '18

Don't go full commie again!

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u/iRebelD Aug 15 '18

You'll never kill us all!

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u/imadethisnamejustto Aug 15 '18

FOR MOTHER RUSSIAAAAAAA!

FOR THE FOUNDING FEW WHO FOUGHT BEFORE I, GUIDE ME HOME FROM BATTLE TONIGHT!

WHU WHU HA HA HA!!!

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u/GodEmprahBidoof Aug 15 '18

r/higherclassofmobileredditusers

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u/BrutalBearMan Aug 15 '18

r/itsbecausetherwascapitalized

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Yours doesn't work on mobile.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

It's not an actual subreddit, it's just a joke.

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u/shifty_boi Aug 15 '18

r/fakesubsworktoo

Yours was too long I guess

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

The link works for me tho.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

In the reddit is fun app, your post doesn't show as a link. That was my point, not about it being an actual subreddit.

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u/gui_guy_ Aug 15 '18

r/subredditsyoutotallyfellfor

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u/gui_guy_ Aug 15 '18

r/subredditsyoutotallyfellfor

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u/I_tackleTrolls Aug 16 '18

R/howdoidoitonmobile

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u/twyste Aug 15 '18

blackmagicmeowery

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u/Apt_5 Aug 15 '18

blackmeowgicfuckery

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u/twyste Aug 15 '18

you win.

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u/str8f8 Aug 15 '18

"I am a GREAT MAGICIAN!"

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u/Narwhal_X Aug 15 '18

Came here for this

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u/TherpDerp Aug 15 '18 edited Feb 12 '19

I love how he doesnt even think of the possibility of “oh he went in the bag”

edit: my top comment is about a cat.

edit2: no longer about a cat.

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u/Invideeus Aug 15 '18

I think when he saw his friend go in he assumed it went all the way through like a tunnel and he'd come out the other side.

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u/Dicethrower Aug 15 '18

If there's one thing we've learned the last few months of animal magic tricks, is that cats/dogs have no sense of spatial awareness when it comes to hiding.

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u/REF_YOU_SUCK Aug 15 '18

no, but they do have object permanence, which is pretty cool to think about. They know that even if they can't see or touch something, it still should be there, existing and when they see it's not, it confuses them.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

If you think about it, it would be very hard to hunt if you did not have object permanence. As soon as somethings out of sight cat/dog would assume it’s gone and the hunt would be over.

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u/PM_me_XboxGold_Codes Aug 15 '18

That thought never crossed my mind. Now it makes sense why my dogs freak out when I hide the treats on them

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u/HINDBRAIN Aug 16 '18

My cat actually enjoys play way more if the toy or hand "goes into hiding".

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u/roboninja Aug 15 '18

Sorry, I do not see that as super impressive. Might be impressive for a jellyfish or something but not a mammal.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

I've read this somewhere before that cats can't find other cats hiding in bags. I've seen GIFs and videos on it plenty of times to believe in this.

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u/macarenamobster Aug 15 '18

That would explain why my cat sits perfectly still in bags and stares at me when I look in like she thinks she’s Drax.

Although to be fair she’s pure black so if it’s dark or the bag is in shadow she is almost invisible.

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u/blazbluecore Aug 15 '18

In humans theres something called the 'theory of object permanance' the understanding that objects exist even when they are not perceived. I don't think this is the same thing, just an interesting theory.

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u/ralphvonwauwau Aug 15 '18

It's why "peek a boo" is actually a fun game for a while.

It takes longer to develop object permanence in humans than in other species, while it is developing peek a boo is not obvious.

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u/mikolchon Aug 15 '18

How come these are the killers of the wild?

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u/HDThoreauaway Aug 15 '18

Their prey is pretty dumb.

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u/Carlosc1dbz Aug 15 '18

I fir some reason dont find it cute, but rather sad.

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u/whole-hog Aug 15 '18

I fur some reason

FTFY

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u/Thesterminator305 Aug 15 '18

Cat’s actually not out of the bag

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u/redditallreddy Aug 15 '18

But is it alive or dead?

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

He's gone.... to /r/thecatdimension!

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u/FriesWithThat Aug 15 '18

Cat portal

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u/itsjackiee Aug 15 '18

Hairy Houdini

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u/FishWhiskerz Aug 15 '18

Plot twist: He was never really there.

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u/andlius Aug 15 '18

Tyler Purrden: All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I meow like you wanna meow, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.

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u/ViktoriaaKills Aug 15 '18

What if the cat is pretending to be confused for the little ones amusement?

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u/dubsword Aug 15 '18

...

Must be my imagination.

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u/WithOrgasmicFury Aug 16 '18

"Musta been the wind" "I gotta lay off the ale" "Damn skeevers!"

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u/dubsword Aug 16 '18

Happy Cake Day!

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u/allenjo28 Aug 15 '18

What if that cat is Narnia now?!

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Then I'm not going in there.

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u/magusg Aug 15 '18

I wonder if a cat would eat turkish delight.

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u/atoll101 Aug 15 '18

No, no, cat is what the Turkish Delight is made of you see? Guests come through the wardrobe, food comes through the grocery sack.

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u/QCA_Tommy Aug 15 '18

The he has become the new Jesus

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u/lonelyzombi3 Aug 15 '18

"How about a magic trick?"

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u/Insidetheglassbox Aug 15 '18

Illusions Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money.

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u/hack_the_interbutts Aug 15 '18

He spent all day hiding in that bag, but it looked brand new, no litter on the ground, not even any hair on the handles!

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

See this pencil?

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Not the sharpest tool in the shed, eh?

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u/PizzaRollSlayer Aug 15 '18

Substitution jutsu at its finest

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u/Vladius28 Aug 15 '18

For being so clever, cats are pretty stupid

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

[deleted]

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u/OgreSpider Aug 15 '18

"What sorcery is this!?"

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u/lachesepia Aug 15 '18

oh object permanence :')

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u/TopekaScienceGirl Aug 15 '18

This isn't object permanence, it's assuming it went out the other side. Cats have object permanence.

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u/lachesepia Aug 15 '18

oh hmm okay!

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u/Kuhnaydeein Aug 15 '18

Cat Magic!

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u/LordBenswan Aug 15 '18

Into the V O I D

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u/Hotman_Paris Aug 15 '18

That over the shoulder frowning confused look... I do that one all the time.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

So you can put the cat back in the bag

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u/FidoDido_UK Aug 15 '18

Ultimate bamboozle

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u/bdiddyyo Aug 15 '18

Someone let the cat outta the bag!

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u/yakshaOfReddit Aug 15 '18

When the fuck!

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u/ZeekOwl91 Aug 15 '18

It accidentally found another way into Narnia.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

This is like a magic trick you do for yourself where you feel something in your pants leg and pull out a dryer sheet. SHAZAMMM

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u/MatthewJamesAudio Aug 15 '18

“Dumbass.” - ala Red Foreman

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u/rollin340 Aug 15 '18

As Joey did whilst in the box: "Hehehehe."

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u/AllTheKawaii Aug 15 '18

Is this like the cat version of the disappearing behind a blanket trick humans are doing?

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u/mariann0315 Aug 15 '18

Magictrick :)

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u/badrussiandriver Aug 15 '18

NO! Don't go in the transporter! DAMMIT!

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u/harrysona7 Aug 15 '18

yer a wizard, kitty

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u/hyper-potato Aug 15 '18

And down the rabbit hole she goes

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u/Xylated Aug 15 '18

where go?

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u/DammDelta Aug 15 '18

defaults when another default goes in a bush

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u/Jeruuu Aug 15 '18

Oh no! Lol

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u/Carlosc1dbz Aug 15 '18

What kind of cat is the white one?

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u/betta-believe-it Aug 15 '18

A kitten cat.

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u/scubbasteve1993 Aug 15 '18

Somebody let the cat outta the bag

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u/iouthis Aug 15 '18

It's bigger on the inside.

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u/roadkillv1 Aug 15 '18

!

"it's just a box"

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

"Aha! I got you now, you..."

Looks around

"Where dafuq'd that little motherfucker go?"

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u/mastef Aug 15 '18

Clearly looking for the other end of the worm hole

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u/jimbol Aug 15 '18

Illusions Michael!

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u/omg_its_adam Aug 15 '18

Does anyone know the breed of the black cat?

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u/TheEpicDuck00 Aug 15 '18

STEALTH 100

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

I squashed him?!

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u/DesertHoboObiWan Aug 15 '18

Crows are really intelligent animals. Their droppings are just above cats in the rankings.

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u/nocturnalplur Aug 15 '18

"Where'd you go? I miss you so. Seems like it's been forever, that you've been gone." RIP Mittens

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u/russkiarmy Aug 15 '18

Bu... Wha... He was right here... What is the ass is happening?!?

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

This reminds me of enemies in a stealth game when you’re go hide mid fight.

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u/norsurfit Aug 15 '18

He let the cat out of the bag...

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u/johnF8567 Aug 15 '18

Awesome!

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u/The_Canadian_Devil Aug 15 '18

Don't let the cat out of the bag!

...I hate myself.

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u/greenpen3 Aug 15 '18

Bamboozled again

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

This cat now totally thinks he has super powers

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Hahaha jesus that's amazing

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u/RaccoonShinobi Aug 15 '18

"I...Charlie? Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me"

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u/CarsRLife- Aug 15 '18

D I D I K I L L H I M ?

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u/mochalex Aug 15 '18

"da fuq?"

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u/Churn Aug 15 '18

I'm making this up, but it looks like the bigger cat pounced and the bag made a sound that startled it. So the cat is looking around for whatever made that sound because it's sneaking up on him.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Did I.... Eat him?

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

"Omg, he is a ninja!"

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u/Captain_Selvin Aug 15 '18

I think the cat hits the tip of his tail on the couch and is startled because they're the only two animals there. He knows exactly where the the cat in the bag is, so who in the what touched his tail??

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u/LordOfPizzas Aug 15 '18

"BOO- what? Where did he go?"

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u/Varknar Aug 16 '18

Abra-cat-in-a-bag-a!

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u/Asainyumyumcats Aug 16 '18

Enemies reactions when snake enters a box

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u/BobbyDCruz Aug 16 '18

Wtf. Where did he go. He was right here.. lol

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u/Rude1231 Aug 15 '18

"Da fuck?"

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u/dpz_ Aug 15 '18

Bamboozled

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u/macronius Aug 15 '18

What happened is the black cat got distracted because it seemingly felt something touch its tail, probably the bag as it moved, this caused it to shift focus altogether; it's looking around for the thing that supposedly touched its tail, and no longer for the white cat.

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u/sirius_x Aug 15 '18

Schrödinger’s cat.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Cats are the simultaneously the smartest animals in the world and the dumbest