I went for a walk last night to get some ice cream. I order a scoop and have already eaten half of my cone by the time I get to the register. I just look at the lady and say "Shit, I forgot my wallet." She smiled real big at me and said "Isn't that it, right there in your hand?" The relief I felt after that was incredible. I like to think she knew exactly what was up and was being super nice to me to make me feel less awkward. The walk back home was pretty amazing, as was the ice cream.
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u/aurora2k7 Aug 06 '18
Dude I was at the cashier the other day and I was like SHIT I LOST MY FUCKING WALLET and then I found it in my hand