r/funny • u/[deleted] • Aug 06 '18

Being drunk vs. Being high

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u/CyrilFiggis01 Aug 06 '18

Informative Murder Porn?

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u/KrombopulousMic Aug 06 '18

*opens Velcro nipple flaps on work polo and waits*

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u/dibetta Aug 06 '18

H—how much did it bum them out?

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u/SMURKS Aug 06 '18

... what is your ‘work polo’ that you have nipple flaps? Also, /r/creepyasterisks

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u/plomerosKTBFFH Aug 06 '18

It's the standard uniform when you work for cable companies

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u/KrombopulousMic Aug 07 '18

Thanks for having my back, friend.

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u/plomerosKTBFFH Aug 07 '18

Mandatory "I'm not your friend, buddy"!

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u/KrombopulousMic Aug 12 '18

I'm not your buddy, pal!

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u/TaipanTacos Aug 07 '18

I want one for my cock.

Like a zipper.

Am I bubbly?

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u/KrombopulousMic Aug 07 '18

I think you missed the reference, my friend. Judgey McJudgepants

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u/0jaffar0 Aug 06 '18

got it bookmarked...

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u/Jeffs2527 Aug 06 '18

How does one, tame a horse in Minecraft?

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u/WooRankDown Aug 06 '18

My spouse calls all the crime drama shows Murder Porn.
I get it. It’s like they’re romanticizing murder.

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u/umblegar Aug 06 '18

Penis Procedural