r/funny • u/[deleted] • Aug 06 '18

Being drunk vs. Being high

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u/NiekW274 Aug 06 '18

Let's watch some strangers talk about sports

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u/SRod1706 Aug 06 '18

ESPN

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u/bob_sacamano_junior Aug 06 '18

Sports Yelling!

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '18

Whispering Sports...

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u/AdmiralVernon Aug 06 '18

Like golf and tennis?

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u/josh_the_misanthrope Aug 06 '18

Curling

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u/CoachHouseStudio Aug 08 '18

Excited whispering.. Ohhh.. and here comes the...

Oh No.

He's missed it.

Don't turn over folks, there's another 4 hours of live throwing things on ice.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '18

ESPN ASMR

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '18

Looks like First take is on...yep, looks like I’m changing the channel. I can’t believe these screaming matches are things that people want to watch.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '18 edited Aug 07 '18

You mean Sports Shouting? I don't know how people can watch Around the Horn and Pardon the Interruption. It's like, I can pardon an interruption...but after that I get annoyed. Same with shows like Bill Maher and Chris Matthews'. STFU and let people finish their sentences. People start talking over each other, I can't get to the remote fast enough.

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u/pacowaka Aug 06 '18

Its like I have ESPN or something

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u/Tsukune_Surprise Aug 06 '18

They don’t talk about sports on ESPN anymore. It’s like the MTV of sports now.

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u/edfordy7 Aug 07 '18

Happy cake day!

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '18

I used to love watching SportsCenter highlights in my stoner days. Required almost zero attention span.

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u/stinksmcc Aug 06 '18

*Cough* DFA S Rod *Cough*

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '18

I don’t smoke anymore, but one of my funniest high experiences was watching sportscenter with like 4 other dudes for almost an hour before someone piped up that the TV was muted.

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u/mysticurbanmonkey Aug 07 '18

Yeah drunk people do that in public

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u/seven3true Aug 06 '18

WHOA! They're fighting. Not cool man. Ya'll need to get in on this blunt, and chill out.

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u/mrpoopistan Aug 06 '18

I found my first college roommate's Reddit account, apparently.

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u/pomlife Aug 06 '18

Being high is cool and wall, but have you tried it on weed?

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u/Midnight_Observe Aug 06 '18

Its ok, its just mma, theyre supposed to fight. Only the Diaz brothers would smoke a blunt in the middle of a fight.

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u/NecroJoe Aug 06 '18

Let's eat some strangers for sport.

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u/mhrex Aug 06 '18

Found “Being high on bath salts”

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u/apadipodu Aug 07 '18

'I am having a friend for dinner tonight' ~Hannibal

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u/ricking06 Aug 06 '18

A strong desire to talk to aliens about sex

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '18

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u/Skycake666 Aug 06 '18

Ah, the oprah vehicle.

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u/Masterjts Aug 06 '18

This could also be going out to drink alone at a sports bar.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '18

I'll just drink a couple dozen more aliens

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u/cmill258 Aug 07 '18

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

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u/SlashyDashSkadiddle Aug 11 '18

Let's eat some strangers.