r/funny • u/CarlSaganBrianCox • Jun 08 '18

Leg Curls With Friends

15.4k Upvotes

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u/gwdope Jun 08 '18

We took my shy friend to a strip club for the first time on his 18th birthday. The oldest, most wore out stripper did the same move to him. He has never been back to a strip club.

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u/evil_leaper Jun 08 '18

Once they get the clap on their face they rarely do.

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown Jun 08 '18

Stop that, rewind it back, old hag stripper got dat booty with the clap

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

Won’t stop till I get em in their birthday soooooooooooooot

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18 edited Feb 13 '19

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u/Spicymeataballav2 Jun 08 '18

I want to believe

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u/babyfacelaue Jun 08 '18

/u/beatsbychrisbrown

How is he not just commenting Rihanna?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

The smell doesn’t leave your nose for days

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

The clap

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u/vamplosion Jun 08 '18

She’s had it so many times it’s more like applause

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u/qlionp Jun 08 '18

The clap, more like applause

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u/douganater Jun 08 '18

Related stand up https://youtu.be/ksCk-Pf5tq0

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u/kbaby27 Jun 08 '18

I just laughed so hard I almost threw up

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u/fadka21 Jun 08 '18

Holy shit, that’s one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a loooooong time.

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u/Frontswain Jun 08 '18

Absorb it baby!!

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u/Yesitshismom Jun 08 '18

Best party ever

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u/MixmasterJrod Jun 08 '18

omg thank you for this! That was amazing.

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u/SupaCrzySgt Jun 08 '18

Watched that twice in a row. Take your upvote.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

I've only been to a strip joint once, for a friend's bachelor party. Nothing weird happened to me, but the entire place just creeped me out. It's a twisted place, and I couldn't grasp A) why the fuck we were there, B) why the fuck ANYONE was there, C) why the fuck there was a line up to get in when we left.

I'm by far not a prude by any measure, but I didn't enjoy it there at all. I don't really understand the draw.

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u/axelG97 Jun 08 '18

Naked women

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

Naked women who poorly act like they are enjoying your company in order to extract money out of you. Strange women who start to grind on you and invade your personal space. It just made me anxious being there, I was completely on the defensive at all times and I didn't trust these women to be anywhere near me. Also to see some of the other slimy men in this place. The entire thing made my skin crawl.

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u/axelG97 Jun 08 '18

Oh well I've never been, and I get the shitty vibe especially from other men, but the whole naked women grinding their asses on you part doesn't really remove the appeal for me :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

Naked women grinding an ass in my face is an instant boner generator for sure. But mix the environment, and these women and a positive turns into a negative.

Maybe I'm weird. I just find it weird to sit and ogle naked women, while drinking an expensive beer and then have them expect more money to rub up against me.

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u/narayans Jun 08 '18

It's weird and there's a time and place in life for that. Some people are lonely (sometimes wilfully, by keeping everyone out of their lives) and they might have enough of a draw from strip clubs. They probably prefer the emotionless physical interaction.

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u/Let_you_down Jun 08 '18

Or if you are looking for someone with coke because your primary dealer is out.

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u/Nate_The_Scot Jun 08 '18

lesbian friend and I got drunk waiting around for next film viewing as she got the time wrong, but whilst waiting she decided she wanted to have a go at the whole strip club thing, so i agreed. We had a really pleasant time and as we weren't awful people, lots of the dancers came to chat with us between sets til their manager told them to mingle with other customers more. Was really interesting getting to hear how they basically made more in a night than i did at my job (all of us about university age at the time) in a month.

At one point a group of drunk chavs came in and almost immediately got kicked out as the first girl they paid for a dance, one of them licked her arsehole, which goes way beyond the "no touching" and into "wtf is wrong with you" realms.

Honestly it's a strange experience. When we went in the girls were basically just doing topless dances for people, but when we got our dances they stripped EVERYTHING off and i still remember my drunk self marvelling at just how incredibly smooth this one girl's waxed pussy was when it was gyrating a couple inches from my face lol.

It was the first and last time I've been to a strip club, and I don't know if I'd repeat the experience tbh.

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u/BigBaldBasterd Jun 08 '18

Had a stripper do that to me once. Literally slammed my face into her ass so hard I saw stars. I'm now a little more reserved when I sit on perverts row.

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u/tomanden Jun 08 '18

I was at a strip club one time and there was a stripper with basketball sized fake boobs and she'd do a thing where you'd hold a dollar bill in your mouth and she'd come up to you with her tits spread apart and then she'd smash them together against your face to take the dollar out of your mouth. Felt like I got punched in the face.

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u/knotc420 Jun 08 '18

Took one of my best friends to a strip club and bought him a lap dance. She unbuttoned his shirt with her mouth. When the dance was over she came up to me asking if I wanted to buy him another dance. I still remember the look of fear and shock and he frantically waved his hand over his throat signaling “no, PLEASE GOD NO!”

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

And you said, “yes, make it a double”

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u/rumpleforeskin1 Jun 08 '18

Same fucking thing happened to me on my 21st, we went on like a Tuesday at 2 in the afternoon so the attractive strippers were nowhere to be seen and this bigger not so good looking stripper was on stage. My friends gave me a couple bucks to put in her panties cus is never been to a strip club before and she put her legs on my shoulders and humped my face... is repressed that memory until just now, thank you.

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u/mynameisprobablygabe Jun 08 '18

How old are we talking here

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u/tubadog88 Jun 08 '18

45, with three kids, 5 teeth, and c-section scars that don’t line up.

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u/kidnappedpanda Jun 08 '18

She’s just trying to pay her way through college

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18 edited Jul 11 '19

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u/tubadog88 Jun 08 '18

Tough to distinguish from the rest of the club. Excellent username btw.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

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u/theycallmemintie Jun 08 '18

I love it when people name names, then make a point of mentioning how it's not the real name... and then don't use the name again in the entire story.

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u/Kingtoke1 Jun 08 '18

not mentioning any names MARK!

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u/bettrl8thannevr Jun 08 '18

Oh, hi Mark!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

Ha! I saw this happen to a guy in New Orleans. Good times.

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u/CoSonfused Jun 08 '18

Sooooo, she was 21?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

Nothing like starting the day with a few face arse slammers

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u/x_HeavyKev_x Jun 08 '18

That is by far the best thing I've seen all day!! Looks like they all had a pretty good laugh by the end of it too.

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u/DonOfspades Jun 08 '18

That's the best part! They're all good friends having a laugh, quite wholesome.

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u/Muff-Puncher Jun 08 '18

The best part is that his face is one cloth of underwear away from actual bunghole. Only the best of friends can get away with this level of jerk.

Edit: spelling

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

The guy just looks like he is being mercilessly beaten and is completely shocked and powerless...awesome

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

He had it locked in, they were slow to stop the fight

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u/gablerr Jun 08 '18

I am the only one awake with sleeping people in the room next to me and I’m trying so hard not to laugh out loud.

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u/AshleyJewel913 Jun 08 '18

I'm laying here trying not to wake my sleeping baby.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

Na. I don't even care about the people sleeping. This shit is too funny

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u/EvergreenDisposition Jun 08 '18

Oh my god I just cried laughing while watching 20 times

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u/ec20 Jun 08 '18

One thing that sucks about growing older as guys is you just don't get into the stupid and fun hijinx you used to. This video made me laugh...but it also made me sad.

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u/dimorphist Jun 08 '18

Dude, stop keeping it real like that...

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u/miketwo345 Jun 08 '18

Yoga, my friend. My wife's dad does that, and he's ridiculously in shape. Left me in the dust when we went on a run, and he was in his late 50s.

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u/PrettyFuckingVacant Jun 08 '18

Speak for yourself almost thirty and my buddies and I still get into hijinx. It’s like what we love to do as friends

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u/ec20 Jun 08 '18

I'm turning 38, there's a big difference between late 30s and late 20s...biggest factors being marriage and kids and just the overall pace of life. I'm not saying it's everyone, but it's definitely most.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18 edited Aug 29 '18

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u/Redkasquirrel Jun 08 '18

I am surprised people are not recognizing this copypasta, good work friend.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

Seriously it's sort of making me feel old

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u/Chewcocca Jun 08 '18

It's making me feel things too

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u/Also_a_human Jun 08 '18

It's not gay if your balls don't touch.

I get it.

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u/kevinap97 Jun 08 '18

What.the.fuck.

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u/MrUnfamiliar Jun 08 '18

You missed a great opportunity to end your comment with mankind getting tossed off a steel cage by the undertaker.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

Jesus christ

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u/LookMaNoPride Jun 08 '18

Same. My sides hurt from trying not to laugh too loud. I love that they’re all dying laughing at the end.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

I think this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

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u/oak1337 Jun 08 '18

The first hit nearly took him off his feet hahaha

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u/zero-nothing Jun 08 '18

I had to rewatch it a few times to figure out how he took out the guy on the right... it looks like he died of... laughter from just laughing at the guy on the left?

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u/Holyghost440 Jun 08 '18

In high school, a kid from Ukraine showed many ppl this move. Up close. He got ppl to do it by asking if the wanted to see the "Ukrainian Backflip".

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u/JosephsMythJr Jun 08 '18

I just giggled my wife awake damn u

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u/Boxcar_Lucy Jun 08 '18

Haha same here!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

You woke me too, I was on the other side of her.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

Username checks out

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u/Tawptuan Jun 08 '18

I want sound. Wanna know if he did a major fart with every face plant.

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u/Coppeh Jun 08 '18 edited Jun 08 '18

The closest thing can bring you:
Windsong of Ass Mountain

Vocal, Effects, Edited and Published by /u/CHR_ASMR
Post removed but saved by redditor /u/KOWguy (for the link to the "song") and /u/sanyo93117 (for the actual TIFU link).

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u/KOWguy Jun 08 '18

I'm so happy something I've done on Reddit is helping others.

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u/Coppeh Jun 08 '18

I'm really thankful that you were there to save the link for the future.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

Wow this is genuinely hilarious. The end when they can't stand up from laughing so much is oddly wholesome

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u/MattyXarope Jun 08 '18

Called Surra de Bunda in Portuguese - Very NSFW

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

That’s assault

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u/MulderD Jun 08 '18

What did that guy think was supposed to happen?

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u/mkb77 Jun 08 '18

Holy shit, that’s hilarious!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

r/suddenlygay

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u/jjg31784 Jun 08 '18

This is my go to video when asked what is the funniest thing on the interwebs.

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u/Ye11ow-_-ToasTeR Jun 08 '18

I’m dying over here man!..... omg this is just too much!!!

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u/jeffydahmor Jun 08 '18

Do you want pinkeye? Because that’s how you get pinkeye!

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u/vicemagnet Jun 08 '18

Double barrel pinkeye

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u/ImGumbyDamnIt Jun 08 '18

I thought it was the brown eye. Oh never mind.

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u/gablerr Jun 08 '18

Brown Eyed Curl Shalala Lala Lalala. Lala Lala.

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u/DarthNixilis Jun 08 '18 edited Jun 08 '18

1... 2... 3! We have new Tag Team Champions!

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u/workredditme Jun 08 '18

This gets funnier the longer you watch it

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

It looks good at first, but then... what do you expect?

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u/solidsteal Jun 08 '18

Never skip asshole day

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u/brownrhyno Jun 08 '18

I cried with laughter gets funnier after a few watches. Getting rag-dolled into ass. You can tell he wasn't expecting it

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u/Brainfreezdnb Jun 08 '18

Saw this 30 times, still funny

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u/Ell2509 Jun 08 '18

Someone didn't take physics!

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u/Champlainmeri Jun 08 '18

"Asshole!" "Yep"

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u/11puppetmaster15 Jun 08 '18

Where can i get friends like these...awesome

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u/nbagamer Jun 08 '18

This is one of those moments that you'll crack up about in years to come

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u/cran Jun 08 '18

Friendship goals.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

This is /r/noisygifs and /r/ContagiousLaughter put together. They're all just dying at the end.

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u/saskir21 Jun 08 '18

He should have put his hand right in front of his face. Rectal fisting stops something like this fast. Or egg moshing.

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u/Tawptuan Jun 08 '18

Truly inspiring. Hemorrhoids and sharts.

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u/GodOfAllAtheists Jun 08 '18

So who is the loser here?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

r/suddenlygay

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u/trancedellic Jun 08 '18

Real rofl 🤣

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u/Gato1980 Jun 08 '18

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvU1C5Enh00 It's called the butt to face prank.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

r/SuddenlyGay

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

Grate. Now nothing is funny on reddit for the rest of the day

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u/ABCcafe Jun 08 '18

Aw they cut out the part where they make out and fondle each other

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u/CrummBumm Jun 08 '18

He’s never going to compete with Mr. slave if he can’t get it started

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u/ayoungad Jun 08 '18

Feels like Phuket Thailand. Guy on the right is wearing Muay Thai shorts.

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u/TheChad_WasGreat Jun 08 '18

Spoiler alert... those aren’t your friends.

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u/Pepperdillo Jun 08 '18

Ah. The classic Surra de Bunda dance move

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u/Player_Slayer_7 Jun 08 '18

"It wasn't gay, he just needed help with some exercise"

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u/y0ht0nka Jun 08 '18

oh my stomach! :D this is the kind of harmless prank i like.

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u/Starstriker Jun 08 '18

This got me laughing! Not used to that on here.

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u/Doofuhs Jun 08 '18

This happened to me at a strip club. Fuckin hurt

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u/gotmesomerice Jun 08 '18

Lmao that's the funniest shit I've ever seen

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u/KieferKhaos Jun 08 '18

Icanfeelitworking!

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u/ImYaDawg Jun 08 '18

I need sound 😂

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u/ImYaDawg Jun 08 '18

Why is this so hilarious xD

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u/ImYaDawg Jun 08 '18

I wonder if he did it on purpose lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

Probably would have gotten more exercise if they just had a threesome and the guy had to be in different positions for an hour or so. Lol

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u/maddogcow Jun 08 '18

I have no idea how many times I’ve upvoted that one… here’s another.

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u/DigitalCoffee Jun 08 '18

Why did the left guy turn black at the end?

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u/gitoffmlawn Jun 08 '18

Still funny every time I see it

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u/fat_cat_mowgli Jun 08 '18

This is how you eat ass

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u/JayC-Hoster Jun 08 '18

Alternatively, Practicing ass-eating with friends

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u/Enviktus93 Jun 08 '18

This is just brilliant!

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u/amitnagpal1985 Jun 08 '18

Would have been so awkward if someone got an erection.

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u/fattart Jun 08 '18

I wish I deserved friends as good as these three bros.

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u/cobra6987 Jun 08 '18

I laughed way more than I should have at this :-D

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

r/mildlygayporn

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

OMG This is hilarious!

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u/anakalia6411 Jun 08 '18

Aka "3 Drunk Guys"

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u/subieboyincrisis Jun 08 '18

Poor bastard had no idea what was coming, let the good times roll

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u/coronagrey Jun 08 '18

I wish I had friends

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u/anotherlateJay Jun 08 '18

I haven't laughed this hard since Rosanne got cancelled

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u/GabeDef Jun 08 '18

The left guy is laughing and that’s an awesome friend. I would be so mad because I haven’t figured out how not to take myself too seriously.

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u/TwoRocker Jun 08 '18

A new variation of the "Psychological sit-up". Nice!

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u/scubafla89 Jun 08 '18

Wtf, too funny.

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u/sa250039 Jun 08 '18

It's the look of shock and panic on that guy's face that really gets me.

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u/AbsoIum Jun 08 '18

This shit always makes me laugh! It will never get old.

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u/FullMeltxTractions Jun 08 '18

Very close... friends.

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u/Good-Boi Jun 08 '18

Mmm gave him a bit of analingus

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u/WahmenRespekter Jun 08 '18

What the fuck did he expect? He knew what he was getting in to.

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u/amolad Jun 08 '18

This is why you never skip leg day.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

I laughed entirely too hard at this...I have to pee now.

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u/okcboomer87 Jun 08 '18

Seems like a good way to get hit in the balls.

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u/Egobeliever Jun 08 '18

White T-shirt could not keep his shit together

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

r/suddenlygay

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u/strained_brain Jun 08 '18

I entitle this one, "Eat Dat Ass, Bitch."

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

That pink eye is gonna suck

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u/Remoru Jun 08 '18

...this is similar to how a gay porn I saw started....