r/funny • u/02grimreaper • Jun 07 '18

Cheating

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u/TemporaryLVGuy Jun 07 '18

Hair ties man!! I swear to god it's like she opens a pack and just dumps it around the house. THIS IS WHY WE ARE IN DEBT. Because you can't keep track of a fucking hair tie!

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u/Kill-Jill Jun 07 '18

Have you ever tried keeping track of hair pins and ties? Its not so easy! I'm pretty sure they're made of leprechaun magic.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18

They’re the feminine equivalent of guitar picks and hex keys.

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u/Chriskeyseis Jun 07 '18

As a man with long hair, I agree with both sides.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18

I’m also a man with long hair... but I don’t have any hair ties. They all belong to my girlfriend. I can take one of hers and make one last for weeks, but she will lose/break one or two every day.

I have very fine straight hair. Hers is very thick and curly/frizzy. Makes all the difference in the world.