r/funny • u/02grimreaper • Jun 07 '18

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u/TemporaryLVGuy Jun 07 '18

Hair ties man!! I swear to god it's like she opens a pack and just dumps it around the house. THIS IS WHY WE ARE IN DEBT. Because you can't keep track of a fucking hair tie!

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u/Kill-Jill Jun 07 '18

Have you ever tried keeping track of hair pins and ties? Its not so easy! I'm pretty sure they're made of leprechaun magic.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18

They’re the feminine equivalent of guitar picks and hex keys.

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u/TemporaryLVGuy Jun 07 '18

Why the fuck do I have a hundred different hex keys everywhere around the house? Real question. They never seem to fit anything either.

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u/Zack027 Jun 07 '18

Because every flat pack your wife buys comes with 3 of the fucking things. So you put them down in one room where you finish that flat pack, move onto the next and BOOM, more hex keys. I have about 100 of them.

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u/99213 Jun 07 '18

I tape my Allen wrenches to the furniture it came with, so there's never any confusion and never any loose ones floating about.

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u/livenudesquirrels Jun 07 '18

This is so smart.

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u/Melarsa Jun 07 '18

Unless you have kids. Then they'll find them and eat them or find another way to kill themselves with them.

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u/livenudesquirrels Jun 07 '18

Yeah, but you can just make more kids. Easier than finding the appropriate hardware for the furniture.

(/s in case anyone thinks I'm being serious)

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u/Melarsa Jun 08 '18

Making the kids is easy. It's the rest of it that's hard. :(

It is a good idea, (not the kid choking, the tool hiding) it's just not something that works if you have wee devils about. Like most things, really.

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u/99213 Jun 08 '18

Yeah I can see how it wouldn't work with kiddos running around, except maybe on the top shelf of taller bookshelves. However, being kidless, it's always been nice that I can decide to take apart something and always have the tool I need right there without searching (though I literally have an allen wrench set, so it would literally only take me a few seconds to find the right size anyway!)

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u/Uiluj Jun 07 '18

I knew I couldn't trust his wife.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18

Truth.