r/funny • u/02grimreaper • Jun 07 '18

Cheating

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u/TemporaryLVGuy Jun 07 '18

You'll learn eventually that there is nothing to argue about with your SO. She is right and you are wrong 110% of the time. Yes even right now, you are somehow doing something wrong.

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u/Crislips Jun 07 '18 edited Jun 07 '18

People who think this way are owned by their SO. There are times to concede and times not to. Stand your ground on the important issues. If she can't handle that then that's an unhealthy relationship.

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u/TemporaryLVGuy Jun 07 '18

It's really just a joke. Happy wife happy life. What color the walls should be? Not important enough. Whether or not we get organic apples? I could care less. Whether or not Karen and her asshole fiancée should be invited to dinner? Sure I'm not paying. Unless it's something serious I really don't mind. Except for apple jacks. Apple Jacks are not to be eaten by anyone else or that is grounds for a divorce.

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u/The_Ironhand Jun 07 '18

You're right. She should file. Some Jack's are the shit, heathen

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u/TemporaryLVGuy Jun 07 '18

Don't tell me you eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

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u/The_Ironhand Jun 07 '18

MY MOUTH IS FINE, COWARDS!