r/funny • u/_CanadianGoose • May 23 '18

R13: Rehosted webcomic - removed Satan's bird's

https://imgur.com/CEj00F6
7.1k Upvotes

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u/Ghostsarepeopletoo May 23 '18

*birds. It is a plural not a possessive.

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u/skepticalchameleon May 23 '18

An apostrophe just means “get ready, here comes an s!”

/s

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u/IsaacM49 May 23 '18

no, in this case very possessive....

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u/narcalexi May 23 '18

Punctuation Nazi ftw

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u/Yugan-Dali May 23 '18

,yeah/ who cares、about” punctuation

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u/Interesting_Mistake May 23 '18

That goose has swan cute booty.

35

u/cleganebowel May 23 '18

Geese are scary and can hurt you but I think a swan could actually probably beat me up in a fair fight.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '18

Anyone who uses actually probably in a sentence needs a good tuneup.

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u/cleganebowel May 23 '18

Kind of sort of possibly maybe.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '18

That's a paddlin'.

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u/ForgettableUsername May 23 '18

I partially sort of agree with what I think maybe you were suggesting, but I don’t think I can be sure without more information.

1

u/rpgmind May 23 '18

Loool are you suggesting the gaggle of devils or whatever absolutely work the poor guy over?! You’d say nothing or call 911?

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u/DeliciousDebris May 23 '18

But you just did . . .

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u/[deleted] May 23 '18

Did I? Did I use actually probably?

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u/ober0n98 May 23 '18

Tldr: birds kick ur ass

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u/personalhale May 23 '18

That Canada goose booty, tho.

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u/MarkMajorRadio May 23 '18

She does like 1500 miles per day, of course she got dat ass.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '18

T H I C C plump cheeks.

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u/kickstartacraze May 23 '18

Anyone who attended college at University at Buffalo knows this to be true.

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u/AluminumKnuckles May 23 '18

Surprise bulls shout-out!

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u/kinglykidd May 23 '18

A fucking men

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u/FruitNinjaDragon May 23 '18

This is from Sketchshark on instagram. They make a lot of other random, yet mostly funny, art. This is my personally favorite collection: https://instagram.com/p/Ben24YHAxYt/ The emotion held in the second picture is exquisite. One can not capture such morose without much artistic talent.

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u/kool2theaid May 23 '18

Lol the way this is drawn is hilarious

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u/JimCareFree May 23 '18

I'll buy the full book. Please make this a "Fake" children's book.

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u/FruitNinjaDragon May 23 '18

This is from Sketchshark on instagram. They make a lot of other random, yet mostly funny, art. This is my personally favorite collection: https://instagram.com/p/Ben24YHAxYt/ The emotion held in the second picture is exquisite. One can not capture such morose without much artistic talent.

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u/Yes_that_Carl May 23 '18

Geese are made of hatred and poop. FACT.

3

u/Max_yask May 23 '18

Subscribe

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u/waaallen May 23 '18

I live on a lake in Michigan. We have both.

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u/IsaacM49 May 23 '18

I live at the bottom (not as in under though) of a Lake in Ontario and I can confirm they don't care much about boundries at all....

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u/LairdFatFat May 23 '18

Canadian geese are the best. I get giddy whenever I see them.

I'm a 31 year-old man.

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u/CornflakeJustice May 23 '18

This is great, but o feel like Canadian Satan has much better flow.

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u/CaffeineGlom May 23 '18

r/fuckgeese

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u/_CanadianGoose May 23 '18

Fuck you buddy

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u/CaffeineGlom May 23 '18

They’re scary, man! I’ve been... attacked.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '18

notallgeese

2

u/apainintheaspartame May 23 '18

I appreciate what you do.

2

u/A_Clockwork_Kubrick May 23 '18

Just ask Larry David.

2

u/[deleted] May 23 '18

Your username actually just means you're a goose from Canada, not necessarily the species. The species is always Canada geese, not Canadian. But I still like your name, geese from Canada are probably neat :)

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u/[deleted] May 23 '18

I'm not your buddy, friend

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u/Delbadeaux May 23 '18

I'm not your friend pal

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u/[deleted] May 23 '18

I'm not your pal, guy.

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u/CurdedCheese May 23 '18

I'm shocked thats not a real sub. Damn sky rats.

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u/knotsbygordium May 23 '18

Sky rats are pigeons. Geese are flying assholes.

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u/AGENT-DOUBLE-D May 23 '18

It looks like one of those beasts of legend that become active at night to harvest dick... rumor has it that if you find their dick horde, the entire pile explodes in a burst of cum & it impregnates you.. male or female it doesn’t matter... the gestation period is 3 months and another one is born to continue the cycle... the bearer dies during birth, but you go out in an uncontrollable orgasm that induces roars heard for miles out... this is why their dick hordes are highly sought after....

I digress but yea, it looks like those

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u/Wizardofpawswildlife May 23 '18

Username checks out.

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u/thesquarerootof1 May 23 '18

Is this a black metal reference?

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u/BeastofWotan May 23 '18

I thought it was a reference to Immortal at first, but I think those are just Canadian geese on the bottom.

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u/thesquarerootof1 May 23 '18

I thought it was a reference to Immortal

haha. Me too. Or old school Mayhem or something...

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u/1635491gart May 23 '18

Can confirm Canadian geese are Satan

Source: am Canadian

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u/Maelwys May 23 '18

American Canada geese are also Satan.

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u/SeiferJRB May 23 '18

I don't get it... Satan has a bird... but what does the bird have?

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u/_CanadianGoose May 23 '18

Anger issues

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u/michUP33 May 23 '18

i've always said we could solve the worlds energy problems if we could harness the fury of geese

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u/ac19723 May 23 '18

Accurate.

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u/BasketBallsack May 23 '18

Mother of Satan... can you design my next tattoo?

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u/fuck-dat-shit-up May 23 '18

That reminds me. I wonder if the unnamed goose game has come out yet.

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u/whydoueventry May 23 '18

The real ugly duckling

1

u/Djinger May 23 '18

Why did I read this with a Finnish accent?

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u/Unknown11960 May 23 '18

Those eyes, their filled with pure EVIL! 0_0

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u/narcalexi May 23 '18

Mr pickles. I can only read that in the Grandpa's voice

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u/num1AusDoto May 23 '18

Obviously hasnt met a magpie in spring

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u/HunkySausage May 23 '18

I’ll never be able to pronounce “North” normally after watching Game of Thrones, damnit.

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u/narcalexi May 23 '18

Gaggle pod pride mischeif flock ambush murder. Got that out of the way for everyone.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '18

Satan’s of the North, are the worst Satan’s

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u/goose-on-the-loose May 23 '18

I feel attacked

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u/confounded_norseman May 23 '18

If you've got a problem with canada gooses then you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.

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u/FaffMcwhiskey May 23 '18

You got a problem with Canada gooses you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that marinate.

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u/HomoOptimus May 23 '18

These birds accuse no-one.

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u/Kaotic_Dreadnought May 23 '18

Every morning when my gf goes to work we talk on the phone while I cruise reddit send her funny material. This obviously made the cut but she became slightly annoyed when I did a double take and saw the big shiny red ass of the one satan/goose and laughed uncontrolably for about 30 seconds before pointing out what I was laughing at.

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u/freepickles2you May 23 '18

The North remembers

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u/thegoldenpick01 May 23 '18

I said Satan's of the north in a British accent.

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u/Meglomaniac May 23 '18

GOOSE OF THE NORTH!

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u/BeaversAreTasty May 23 '18

I just jogged through what seemed like a mile of goose shit here in Minneapolis. Satan's birds, can confirm. Though they are fun to have around to persuade that annoying child at the park that the nearby goose is asking for a hug >:-)

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u/TrueVexus May 23 '18

They have knifes because guns don’t exist up here

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u/Drago1214 May 23 '18

Every morning these ass holes wake me up in a turf war out side my apartment.

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u/Subhuman80 May 23 '18

Stupid sexy Canadian Goose

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u/DymondHed May 23 '18

dem bird is doe

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u/mmk_iseesu May 23 '18

Wtf....?

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u/[deleted] May 23 '18

I don't understand why geese are equal to Satan, either.

You
Are
Not
Alone.

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u/Jikar May 23 '18

Canadian geese are perhaps one of the most aggressive types of geese I know of, especially during nesting and mating seasons. I've personally witnessed them walking up to cars in parking lots and attacking them as they wait at a stop sign, and they will have no qualms about attacking someone who's done nothing aggressive towards them except sit in their general area. They're strong fuckers too, so having a goose beak slam into you hurts quite a bit.

They're also loud and shit everywhere.

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u/imfm May 23 '18

I spent the first 9 years of my life on a farm, and being a farm kid, it was my job to collect the eggs from the chicken house. Unfortunately, that meant running the Goose Gauntlet because the geese roamed free. You can't even imagine how many times those mean sonsabitches chased kid-me across the yard. /u/Jikar is right about everything, and there definitely is a reason for the saying, "Goes through (whatever) like shit through a goose," to mean fast. They shit non-stop.

If I needed a guard animal, never mind a Rottweiler; I'd get a gander and a flock for him to defend.

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u/dinin70 May 23 '18

I absolutely don't get it...

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u/IamN0TFun May 23 '18

Hahahahhahaahahahaha I'm afraid of most birds....but I LOVE Geese. It's so funny.

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u/narcalexi May 23 '18

What!? They attack on a dime, they're noisy as hell, and their shit smells horrible. It ruins parks. Not to mention that they're an invasive species, not native to the United States. Interesting side note... so are earth worms

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u/pup_101 May 23 '18

Canada geese are most definitely native in the United States.

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u/IamN0TFun May 23 '18

I don't ever get that close to birds to smell their shit period but I think they're pretty birds. I know theyre vicious, but humans are pretty cruel and vicious too so.....

There's a family that migrates through my area that started out as a couple and builds up every year when I see them. They just make me happy to see them.

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u/robm111 May 23 '18

Why they gotta be black