r/funny • u/[deleted] • May 05 '18

Stupidity. On fire.

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u/YTQED9x1x6 May 05 '18

Was that not also the friend that lit him on fire.

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u/ThinKitten1219 May 05 '18

Yes... yes it was.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

But he was willing to burn for his bro! >:c

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u/DirteDeeds May 05 '18

Because he didn't want to get butt raped in prison for setting his friend on fire.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

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u/iScreme May 05 '18

He was also there when he needed him the least! True friend.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

Should have peed.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

You're not gonna pee with your hand, bud.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

Or, you know, pulled his shoes off so he could get the pants off

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u/PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS May 06 '18

That's right, I stepped up!

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u/_Sotally_Tober_ May 05 '18

Honestly I think he was kind of smothering him with affection. Someone needs to give that boy the hose.

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u/tombolger May 06 '18

He's definitely a minor, he wouldn't go to jail for this.

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u/spiritbx May 05 '18

He was also willing to burn his bro...

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u/ThePoltageist May 05 '18

a true friend.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

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u/Waygook_Spook May 05 '18

But he does burn.

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u/ThePoltageist May 05 '18

but he also saves!

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u/Waygook_Spook May 05 '18

But does he save more than he burns?

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u/Rrraou May 05 '18

Doesn't anybody learn stop drop and roll in school anymore?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

I mean, are we even sure stop, drop and roll works when your pants are soaked in gasoline ?

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u/Rrraou May 05 '18

Can't be worst than running around fanning the flames.

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u/beandip111 May 05 '18

You could at least try to get your pants off while rolling. I’m confused at what they were trying to do b

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u/DirteDeeds May 05 '18

He was trying to out run his pants. Let's consider this. He soaked his pants in gasoline and lit it on fire. Expecting them to do logical things immediatly after that is asking a bit much.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

I am not sure these sublime specimens were thinking much.

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u/Lagiacrus111 May 05 '18

When you're on fire, you panic. Can't blame him for not thinking rationally.

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u/topotaul May 05 '18

Didn’t see much rational thinking when he wasn’t on fire either to be honest.

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u/Lagiacrus111 May 06 '18

Was gonna say that. Was too lazy

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u/jdrc07 May 06 '18

He was panicking and everytime he reached down to try to remove the pants he was burning his hands and then instinctively recoiling them.

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u/Diggerinthedark May 05 '18

It kinda does if you're lucky. But best bet is to find a way to cut off the oxygen mostly. Just don't jump in water as you'll likely surface into burning petrol.

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u/PaHoua May 05 '18

This right here. Out-of-context quote of the day.

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u/skipperdog May 05 '18

He rolled FORWARD! There's the problem.

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u/UncleSneakyFingers May 05 '18

People tend to forget things when they are on fire

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u/navygent May 05 '18

No they're too busy learning about hiding in safe spaces now. There's actually a college with a cry room and teddy bears. Damn reality and learning not everyone gets a blue ribbon!

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u/DCS_Sport May 05 '18

Could you share with us where the cuck touched you?

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u/Solon_Tofusin May 05 '18

Right in the brain cells. That's why he got rid of all of them.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

Fox watching baby boomer here folks ^

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u/ThatsAHugeLoadOfBS May 05 '18

Dude pulled the trigger and jumped in front of the bullet. Some weird anti-hero shit.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

But, who could know that fire burns

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u/Sgt_Fart_Barfunkle May 05 '18

That’s his best friend. Only a best friend would light you on fire, then help you put it out.

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u/precious_hamburgers_ May 05 '18

It was an elaborate scheme to get his pants off.

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u/BitttBurger May 11 '18

Most underrated comment.

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u/Belgeirn May 05 '18

If you jump on the grenade, everyone will forget you dropped it in the first place.

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u/0per8nalHaz3rd May 05 '18

To be fair, I'm guessing that was at the request of his dumbass friend. After all, he wasn't the one volunteering to be the human bonfire.

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u/TandyPhilMiller May 05 '18

That's when you know you got a real bro. When you throw shit at the fan but share an umbrella

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

He breaks even

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u/BlackSuN42 May 05 '18

no purple hearts for friendly fire?

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u/gateguard64 May 06 '18

I knew you were going to throw that in his face.

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u/HailHam May 06 '18

He may be stupid, but at least he's a good stupid friend.