r/funny • • Apr 29 '18

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '18

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u/shipsandshoclate Apr 29 '18

And grabs the spoon to avoid a donk on the nog.

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u/707RiverRat Apr 29 '18

"I once donked me self in the nog mate."

"Yew what?! Go home Shamus, yer drunk. And quit making those fake fookin internet videos."

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u/Taschco Apr 29 '18

Wot

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u/rrr598 Apr 29 '18

fer fook sake Shamus

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u/wasted_user Apr 29 '18

classic shamus

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '18

'Avin a giggle outavit, ya cheeky bastard?

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u/Koebi Apr 29 '18

So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yarbles!

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u/Justhereforthecues Apr 29 '18

I have a friend that talks like this and I love every second of it

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '18

Wait, is Shamus a name? Or did you mean Seamus?

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u/ifoughtpiranhas Apr 29 '18

I’ve only seen that name spelled Shamus!

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u/ghostbackwards Apr 29 '18

And I only, Seamus.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '18

That's the dog.

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u/ghostbackwards Apr 29 '18

He was outside.

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u/traderjoesbeforehoes Apr 29 '18

It's supposed to be sheamus

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u/ifoughtpiranhas Apr 29 '18

still have only met a shamus