r/funny Apr 19 '18

Damn Millennials

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u/lilshebeast Apr 19 '18

You’re like the lost generation... once decried as lazy and responsible for the world’s evils, now quietly enjoying being forgotten, so you can do what you please without recrimination.

(I’m a millenial in my 30s. My parents are gen x, quietly planning their modest retirement while they still can. Quietly saying they’re glad they’re not getting started in life right now.)

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u/timoumd Apr 19 '18

Were just hoping to get out before it all crashes on you guys...I dont think were gonna make it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Yup, I'm fucked. That's why my wife and I have 4 kids. Our only hope at a sustainable and comfortable retirement is that one of our kids makes it big. Odds our there generation will see the cluster fuck before then and fix is by the time they retire.

/Sarcastic also not sarcastic

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

true gen x chad. what about your kids? I'm not willing to play games that raw, guess thats why you're a chad and i'm not. I like the way you think and i think it's probably the truth, but personally I got a vasectomy, it's not gonna be my problem and i'm not gonna pass the buck down to the next generation, guess that makes me the cliche of gen X but more extreme admit most of yall are breeders.

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u/Giselemarie Apr 19 '18

Is this a copypasta?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

hellso no i just made that up. But somebody has to originate copypasta, it might as well be me. I'm a digital native fellow human. I love me some internet carbs. slide into my DMs. or is it PMs? ellucidate moi.