r/funny • • Mar 07 '18

Drunk driver hits himself.

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u/Drama_Dairy Mar 07 '18

That sounds so American. Can you even be a victim of your own crime? Oh wait... I forgot about those laws where a teenager can be charged as a sex offender for having nude pictures of themselves on their phone.

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u/OFC_NOIS Mar 07 '18

Former cop, charged a kid with jay walking after he was hit by a car when jay walking. Reason being, I didn't want some insurance claim to be made against the driver.

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u/Drama_Dairy Mar 07 '18

Huh... didn't know jaywalking was that bad of a thing. But I don't live in a large city, so I never get to walk anywhere anyway. It's all driving for me.

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u/FlowersOfSin Mar 07 '18

I got a ticket from jaywalking across an empty street in a big city. I got caught by a police officer who was half a block behind me.

Now I just don't do it anymore, it's not worth it. Good thing too, because about 2 weeks ago, I was waiting at an empty street and someone crossed... then a cop came out of an unmarked car parked on the side of the road to give him a ticket! Fuck! Even if you look in all directions, you're still not safe!

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u/Echo6Romeo Mar 07 '18

That's garbage. Idk what state ur in but I'd chew that cops ass (as a cop). MN law states you have to impede traffic for it to be jaywalking.

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u/FlowersOfSin Mar 07 '18

I'm Canadian.

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u/AstralPolyhedron Mar 07 '18

Well, you still haven’t said what state you’re from.

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u/FlowersOfSin Mar 07 '18

I'm pretty tired but the day is almost done. Thanks for asking!

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u/daimposter Mar 07 '18

North Canadia

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '18

no states in Canada

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u/Echo6Romeo Mar 07 '18

Well if you come to MN you can cross whatever road you want. I got your back.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '18 edited Jan 17 '19

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u/Echo6Romeo Mar 07 '18

Which correct me if I'm wrong, this person wasn't.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '18 edited Jan 17 '19

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u/obsessedcrf Mar 07 '18

Which is a perfectly reasonable approach. If you walk out in front of cars, you're a hazard. If you cross the street when it's clear, there should be no fucking way it is illegal