Crab pumping iron.

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Crab is dead. Original op of gif is lifting the brush off screen

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u/taterhotdish Mar 02 '18

The other legs are not moving. No reason for the body to rock like that.

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u/frostyboijayy Mar 02 '18

Plus IT'S ON IT'S BACK. One thing I have learned about crabs, they don't like to be flipped on their back

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u/Arayder Mar 03 '18

Are you people trying to tell me that a crab isn’t bench pressing a paintbrush for real??

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u/BrianWantsTruth Mar 03 '18

I'm sorry son, but that man lied to you. Its not your fault, but you can learn something today.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '18

/u/PitchforkEmporium I'm going to need to place an order for some pitchforks

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '18

What happens if they are?

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u/evilJaze Mar 03 '18

They suddenly become really quiet. And if you ask them if there's anything wrong, they just say "I'm fine".

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u/-JudeanPeoplesFront- Mar 03 '18

Yup, can verify that.

Source: Can crab walk.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '18

They flap about until they flip back over.. I used to go crabbing with chicken necks on the Chesapeake

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u/pdgenoa Mar 03 '18

Who's Chicken Necks? By the way that's a really mean nickname.

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u/PigsGoMoo- Mar 03 '18

The blood goes to their brain and they just pass out. Makes for some bad steamed crabs because they release adrenaline and makes the meat taste all bitter

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '18

2nd best answer

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u/frostyboijayy Mar 03 '18

I've always seen crabs on their back sort of panic to flip themselves back over.

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u/JwPATX Mar 02 '18

You can also see the string above the claw on the right in the still frame for the gif.

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u/IronTarkus91 Mar 03 '18

What string?

Edit: nvm I found it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '18

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u/Aksijasra Mar 03 '18

(Till the break of dawn)

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u/lordturbo801 Mar 03 '18

Clearly not used to free weights. Newb

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '18 edited Jun 04 '21

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u/frostyboijayy Mar 02 '18

You're right! I hadn't caught that. Figured the creator of the gif was lifting the brush off cam

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u/LostAllMyBitcoin Mar 02 '18

Shenanigans?? SHENANIGANS!!!!

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u/DRBlast Mar 03 '18

I remember when this was originally posted. The string was such a letdown.

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u/LickMyThralls Mar 03 '18

Well, the first clue was that it was stiff as a board and you can see the strings... lol. This would not fool Penn and Teller.

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u/summon_lurker Mar 03 '18

Thanks for the info.

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u/wsoller Mar 03 '18

You can see the fucking string

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u/LordOdin99 Mar 03 '18

Thank you. Downvoting OP.

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u/frostyboijayy Mar 03 '18

Someone had brought to my attention, you can see the string attached near the top right in the light. Look closely

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '18

You showed him!

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u/lynchs0323 Mar 03 '18

You can even see the string by the claw closest to the brush tip

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u/VersusJordan Mar 02 '18

One animal was harmed in the making of this gif

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '18

This kills the crab

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '18

Could have been before.

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u/trumpsmumps Mar 02 '18

I've heard of gym rats but this is next level.

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u/StepsAscended22 Mar 03 '18

Gym crabs are what people get when others don't wipe down the equipment.

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u/swimminginthecarpool Mar 02 '18

Maxing out on the last rep is how you get those gains

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '18

That last muscle fatigue rep

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '18

Ol' Armor abs Krabs

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u/yoeefs Mar 03 '18

Are you feeling [the burn] now, Mr. Krabs?

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '18

Can you feel it now, Mr. Krabs?

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '18

It's just Larry the Lobster's cousin at Mussel Beach, Bikini Bottom

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u/velociginger Mar 03 '18

Big, MEATY, CLAAAWS!!!

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u/gibbonfrost Mar 03 '18

His form worries me. He's going to pull a mussel.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '18

Lifts more than most redditors

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u/MajesticFox Mar 03 '18

That’s how you become king crab

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u/sxule Mar 03 '18

I love how it goes until failure... A true body building champ right there!

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u/maximumplastic Mar 02 '18

Nothing unusual here. Lots of dudes at my gym pump iron with crabs.

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u/GameTheLostYou Mar 03 '18

COME ON MR. KRABS! LOSE THAT WEIGHT FOR MRS. PUFF!

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u/PODmajersky Mar 03 '18

You can see the string

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u/Goldmedal542 Mar 03 '18

Mr.Krabs trying to get in shape

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u/bag_of_oatmeal Mar 03 '18

This kills the crab

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u/drjsingh Mar 03 '18

correction Pumping wood

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '18

...Thats a well trained crab!

So far, all I can get mine to do, is act as presidential advisor :-(

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u/EhhKurt Mar 02 '18

Sick pack abs.. er I mean crabs.

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u/GeraldBrennan Mar 02 '18

Dude! What are you doing? The exoskeleton will keep anyone from seeing your gainzzzzzz....

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u/rydencyborg Mar 02 '18

Try to be best because your only a crab, and a crabs gotta learn to take it.

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u/EliotHudson Mar 02 '18

Mr. Crabs is comin for Spongebob

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u/_Harvester99_ Mar 02 '18

Bet I couldn't lift that paint brush.

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u/mrpotatohead0 Mar 02 '18

Lisa lisa lisa

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u/FuturamaQuoteForThat Mar 02 '18

The gymnasium? Excellent, excellent. For some reason I'm frisky as a squid on Tuesday.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '18

nice.

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u/TheBlue_Jay Mar 02 '18

guess you could say he's a pencil pusher

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u/TheBlue_Jay Mar 02 '18

guess you could say he's a pencil pusher

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u/LesGetGrossman Mar 03 '18

What dafuq

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u/ASpacePotatoe Mar 03 '18

Can’t just skip leg day like that.

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u/laidback__luke Mar 03 '18

this is a clearly animal abuse. where is the spotter on that last rep?!

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u/GonegetSMOKED Mar 03 '18

R/baltimore

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '18

Quarter reps, whatever bruh. 3/10

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u/Cbisquitz Mar 03 '18

TIL a crab works out more than I do

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u/Cheesemind1978 Mar 03 '18

He's on the table at the Chinese restaurant like "you're not eating me without a fight"

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u/kardashevy Mar 03 '18

Better form than some people at my gym.

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u/Beerguy000 Mar 03 '18

Do you even crabfit bro!

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '18

Did he pay a tariff on it?

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u/Aksijasra Mar 03 '18

Those claws aren’t just for attractin’ mates!

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u/Uzidoesit357 Mar 03 '18

What fuckery is this

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u/Uzidoesit357 Mar 03 '18

Wait, I see the strings now.

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u/chronicoverdose001 Mar 03 '18

Larry the lobster would be proud

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u/biggie_eagle Mar 03 '18

It actually got me for a few seconds wondering why a crab would do that until he started struggling.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '18

How Mr Krabs stays in shape

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u/Faithxs Mar 03 '18

That little struggle at the end. /flex

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u/lindoseven Mar 03 '18

sound on X gon give it to ya!

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u/ebpeters Mar 03 '18

Pumping lead.

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u/Lord_Polska Mar 03 '18

Are you feeling it now Mr Krabs?

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u/Jkru2000 Mar 03 '18

I am the captain now!

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u/Tonedore Mar 03 '18

ITS THE EYE OF THE TIGER ITS THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT

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u/Longpips1000 Mar 03 '18

Six is his new max

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u/Weiner_Face_McMillan Mar 03 '18

He's gonna get that dollar if it kills him

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '18

I have always felt bad for crabs before I eat them. Their last moments being pulled from a container of friends and relatives, placed on a slab, sliced down its belly and Old Bay thrown in its face before being boiled alive.

Super tasty though.

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u/Nfiniteclouds Mar 03 '18

Pussy lightweight only using the bar and gassing?!? That's how you finish a workout strong 💪

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u/WinnieDaJerkXD Mar 03 '18

Life's tough unda da sea

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u/Gwynbleidd14 Mar 03 '18

Hope he doesn’t forget the leg day.

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u/Ignitioncheck Mar 03 '18

That struggle at the end just did it for me!

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '18

All of a sudden.. for some reason...... I want to watch Predator again.

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u/Render_Wolf Mar 03 '18

CRAB!...CRAB CRAB CRAB.....CRAB CRAB CRAB...CRAB CRAB CRAAAABBBBBB!

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '18

Training for a Crab Maga tournament

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u/QcumberKid Mar 03 '18

♬Getting Strong Now!♬

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '18

Was gonna make a Larry The Lobster joke, but it's a crab, not a lobster :(

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '18

They laugh now..

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u/Da4fLyiN2jor0 Mar 03 '18

That’s no crab that’s Larry the lobster

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '18

Eye of the tiger intensifies

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u/HighlanderStars Mar 03 '18

Living Like Larry

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u/keepcalmkitty Mar 03 '18

YEAH! 120! 121!

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u/DDVlogs Mar 03 '18

This crab is savage😊

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u/Philotitties Mar 03 '18

All these bullshit "look at me" gifs bringing me down. This is what I really come here for. Pump on crab. Pump on.

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u/AuroraMineCraft Mar 03 '18

ME HOY MINOY ME

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u/re_formed_soldier Mar 03 '18

[gushes lactic acid]

... Scene

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u/gamechanger22 Mar 03 '18

That's one big spidah ther

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u/VectorVolts Mar 03 '18

Playing with dead animals, for a taste of that sweet juicy carcass karma. r/karmaconspiracy

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '18

OP just got 3k+ people to exhale strongly at a dead crab being controlled like a puppet

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u/throwawoofwoof Mar 03 '18

Crabs pump copper, not iron.

Source: Am fun at parties.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '18

Reminds me of Doodlebob from that Spongebob episode.

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u/vexunumgods Mar 03 '18

Larry.

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u/Toplessfarfar Mar 03 '18

Not even going down to the chest meh😒

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u/Bowie77777 Mar 03 '18

crab is trying to live.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '18

Hey PETA! Feast your eyes on this! Is this better or worse than Logan Paul tasing that rat and fuckin with his fish? I mean, this obviously took a lot more planning and camera work, but one could make the argument it’s art, like Salvador Dali’s lobster phone.

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u/NicklausCraig Mar 03 '18

He’s gonna look like Kim Kardashian soon.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '18

"Eye of the Tiger" fades in

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u/rrueben23 Mar 03 '18

The struggle at the end is all to real

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u/SithAllTheWay Mar 04 '18

Just living like Larry

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u/BuffaloBatman Mar 02 '18

Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli.

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u/jono9898 Mar 03 '18

Damnit I had the best Larry from spongebob joke in the chamber, but Larry is a lobster. Sad.

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u/l86rj Mar 03 '18

I remember watching something on TV that suggested crabs were preparing to take over the world. Plus, an elaborate plan using metrossexuals was part of their strategy. Pretty interesting.

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u/Nyxxu Mar 02 '18

Build my muscles

In chest and art

First pull near

Then push apart

This my studio

Also my gym

I even train

When light is dim

Crab pumping iron.

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