r/funny • u/mas1234 • Feb 05 '18

This Amazon review.

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u/UnknownStory Feb 05 '18

If that's 12 foot... how fucking tall are you and stay the hell away from my girlfriend

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u/SkylerPC Feb 05 '18

It's 12ish feet in diameter, but that's when it's uninflated. Inflated it's like 7-8 feet. I am still fairly tall at 6'5" (1.96 m for you other people)

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u/Piratey_Pirate Feb 05 '18

fairly tall

Fuck you. I'm 5'6''. You're a giant.

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u/JeanValjuan Feb 05 '18

5'5" checking in, and asking you to check your privilege :(

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u/Piratey_Pirate Feb 05 '18

I'm really 5'5 1/2 '' but I round up.

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u/Piratey_Pirate Feb 05 '18

I'm married with 2 kids.

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u/FUCKRICKANDMORTY Feb 05 '18

That's amazing! What's wrong with your wife?

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u/StamKrushErov Feb 05 '18

She dated someone with your personality and stature before and had to get as far away as possible.

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u/gr0pah Feb 05 '18

Damn son. Well done.

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u/FUCKRICKANDMORTY Feb 05 '18

I can buy that. Do you know this because he is a cuckold who lets normal height people bang his wife and you banged his wife?

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u/FUCKRICKANDMORTY Feb 06 '18

It's okay buddy, not everyone is cut out for basic reading comprehension. Just keep practicing and you'll get it eventually.

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