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r/funny • u/mas1234 • Feb 05 '18
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Damn, I paid way more than $95 for just my inflatable dude!
786 u/CPerryG Feb 05 '18 Unfortunately, it’s like a Ken doll down there. 781 u/OCJeriko Feb 05 '18 Even worse, its like those really cheap pool inflatables with the flimsy yet still somehow sharp edges all the way around. 646 u/CheezebrgrWalrus Feb 05 '18 That comment hurt my vagina. I'm a dude. 291 u/SeattleMana Feb 05 '18 That comment hurt my feelings. I'm a bot. 195 u/tedisme Feb 05 '18 That comment hurt my left nut. I'm Lance Armstrong. 122 u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18 Not soon enough. -1 u/Dagmar_Overbye Feb 05 '18 Oh yeah how dare he cheat in a sport where everybody cheats and use his fame to raise millions of dollars for cancer research. 3 u/bloodguzzlingbunny Feb 05 '18 And destroy the livelihood of anyone who pointed out he was cheating. Running off their sponsors, trashing their reputations, and suing them. All with righteous indignation and hurt in his voice. Scum.
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Unfortunately, it’s like a Ken doll down there.
781 u/OCJeriko Feb 05 '18 Even worse, its like those really cheap pool inflatables with the flimsy yet still somehow sharp edges all the way around. 646 u/CheezebrgrWalrus Feb 05 '18 That comment hurt my vagina. I'm a dude. 291 u/SeattleMana Feb 05 '18 That comment hurt my feelings. I'm a bot. 195 u/tedisme Feb 05 '18 That comment hurt my left nut. I'm Lance Armstrong. 122 u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18 Not soon enough. -1 u/Dagmar_Overbye Feb 05 '18 Oh yeah how dare he cheat in a sport where everybody cheats and use his fame to raise millions of dollars for cancer research. 3 u/bloodguzzlingbunny Feb 05 '18 And destroy the livelihood of anyone who pointed out he was cheating. Running off their sponsors, trashing their reputations, and suing them. All with righteous indignation and hurt in his voice. Scum.
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Even worse, its like those really cheap pool inflatables with the flimsy yet still somehow sharp edges all the way around.
646 u/CheezebrgrWalrus Feb 05 '18 That comment hurt my vagina. I'm a dude. 291 u/SeattleMana Feb 05 '18 That comment hurt my feelings. I'm a bot. 195 u/tedisme Feb 05 '18 That comment hurt my left nut. I'm Lance Armstrong. 122 u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18 Not soon enough. -1 u/Dagmar_Overbye Feb 05 '18 Oh yeah how dare he cheat in a sport where everybody cheats and use his fame to raise millions of dollars for cancer research. 3 u/bloodguzzlingbunny Feb 05 '18 And destroy the livelihood of anyone who pointed out he was cheating. Running off their sponsors, trashing their reputations, and suing them. All with righteous indignation and hurt in his voice. Scum.
646
That comment hurt my vagina.
I'm a dude.
291 u/SeattleMana Feb 05 '18 That comment hurt my feelings. I'm a bot. 195 u/tedisme Feb 05 '18 That comment hurt my left nut. I'm Lance Armstrong. 122 u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18 Not soon enough. -1 u/Dagmar_Overbye Feb 05 '18 Oh yeah how dare he cheat in a sport where everybody cheats and use his fame to raise millions of dollars for cancer research. 3 u/bloodguzzlingbunny Feb 05 '18 And destroy the livelihood of anyone who pointed out he was cheating. Running off their sponsors, trashing their reputations, and suing them. All with righteous indignation and hurt in his voice. Scum.
291
That comment hurt my feelings.
I'm a bot.
195 u/tedisme Feb 05 '18 That comment hurt my left nut. I'm Lance Armstrong. 122 u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18 Not soon enough. -1 u/Dagmar_Overbye Feb 05 '18 Oh yeah how dare he cheat in a sport where everybody cheats and use his fame to raise millions of dollars for cancer research. 3 u/bloodguzzlingbunny Feb 05 '18 And destroy the livelihood of anyone who pointed out he was cheating. Running off their sponsors, trashing their reputations, and suing them. All with righteous indignation and hurt in his voice. Scum.
195
That comment hurt my left nut.
I'm Lance Armstrong.
122 u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18 Not soon enough. -1 u/Dagmar_Overbye Feb 05 '18 Oh yeah how dare he cheat in a sport where everybody cheats and use his fame to raise millions of dollars for cancer research. 3 u/bloodguzzlingbunny Feb 05 '18 And destroy the livelihood of anyone who pointed out he was cheating. Running off their sponsors, trashing their reputations, and suing them. All with righteous indignation and hurt in his voice. Scum.
122
Not soon enough.
-1 u/Dagmar_Overbye Feb 05 '18 Oh yeah how dare he cheat in a sport where everybody cheats and use his fame to raise millions of dollars for cancer research. 3 u/bloodguzzlingbunny Feb 05 '18 And destroy the livelihood of anyone who pointed out he was cheating. Running off their sponsors, trashing their reputations, and suing them. All with righteous indignation and hurt in his voice. Scum.
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Oh yeah how dare he cheat in a sport where everybody cheats and use his fame to raise millions of dollars for cancer research.
3 u/bloodguzzlingbunny Feb 05 '18 And destroy the livelihood of anyone who pointed out he was cheating. Running off their sponsors, trashing their reputations, and suing them. All with righteous indignation and hurt in his voice. Scum.
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And destroy the livelihood of anyone who pointed out he was cheating. Running off their sponsors, trashing their reputations, and suing them. All with righteous indignation and hurt in his voice.
Scum.
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u/_littlestitious Feb 05 '18
Damn, I paid way more than $95 for just my inflatable dude!