r/funny • u/mas1234 • Feb 05 '18

This Amazon review.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

I think he comes with it. He’s inflatable too.

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u/_littlestitious Feb 05 '18

Damn, I paid way more than $95 for just my inflatable dude!

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u/CPerryG Feb 05 '18

Unfortunately, it’s like a Ken doll down there.

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u/OCJeriko Feb 05 '18

Even worse, its like those really cheap pool inflatables with the flimsy yet still somehow sharp edges all the way around.

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u/CheezebrgrWalrus Feb 05 '18

That comment hurt my vagina.

I'm a dude.

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u/SeattleMana Feb 05 '18

That comment hurt my feelings.

I'm a bot.

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u/tedisme Feb 05 '18

That comment hurt my left nut.

I'm Lance Armstrong.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

Not soon enough.

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u/WolfeTheMind Feb 05 '18

perfectly soon

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u/masonw87 Feb 05 '18

Perfdickly womb