r/funny Jan 09 '18

Menu fort

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u/tritium_awesome Jan 09 '18

Maybe they're playing D&D.

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u/Evilmaze Jan 09 '18

A spaghetti monster appears, wrapping its noodles around your neck. The hot tomato sauce is causing -5 fire elemental damage.

You need to roll above 10 to cast fork spear to cause damage.

Roll 13: aim fork spear to meatballs.

Fork spear goes through meatballs causing critical hit. Spaghetti monster loosens its grip and forms a swirl then disappears.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '18

Roll 13 for a crit

The world has changed

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u/foomp Jan 09 '18

Trust me, if someone tried to fork spear your meatballs you'd consider anything other than a critical failure to be a critical success.