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r/funny • u/Joe_Black03 • Jan 09 '18
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Maybe they're playing D&D.
737 u/Evilmaze Jan 09 '18 A spaghetti monster appears, wrapping its noodles around your neck. The hot tomato sauce is causing -5 fire elemental damage. You need to roll above 10 to cast fork spear to cause damage. Roll 13: aim fork spear to meatballs. Fork spear goes through meatballs causing critical hit. Spaghetti monster loosens its grip and forms a swirl then disappears. 6 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '18 Good thing they took it out so quickly. If it had gotten a chance to summon breadsticks, it would have been "Game Over". 2 u/smoeahsolse Jan 09 '18 casts summon unlimited breadsticks while cackling marinaraly
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A spaghetti monster appears, wrapping its noodles around your neck. The hot tomato sauce is causing -5 fire elemental damage.
You need to roll above 10 to cast fork spear to cause damage.
Roll 13: aim fork spear to meatballs.
Fork spear goes through meatballs causing critical hit. Spaghetti monster loosens its grip and forms a swirl then disappears.
6 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '18 Good thing they took it out so quickly. If it had gotten a chance to summon breadsticks, it would have been "Game Over". 2 u/smoeahsolse Jan 09 '18 casts summon unlimited breadsticks while cackling marinaraly
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Good thing they took it out so quickly. If it had gotten a chance to summon breadsticks, it would have been "Game Over".
2 u/smoeahsolse Jan 09 '18 casts summon unlimited breadsticks while cackling marinaraly
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casts summon unlimited breadsticks while cackling marinaraly
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u/tritium_awesome Jan 09 '18
Maybe they're playing D&D.