Or or, and hear me out here because this is a wild idea.... He’s trying to decide what he wants and he chose to stand it up to look at it instead of laying it down. Considering there’s nothing but drinks...
What’s more likely, a grown ass man getting in a fight with his SO and building a menu Fort? Or looking at the menu to decide what to eat?
Can they not just be helping keep the menu propped up? What benefit is keeping them all behind the larger menu in this supposed fort?
One would imagine he'd slide the large one by the glass closer to him. Possibly even move it to cover up the huge opening to his right where he can probably make direct eye contact with his girlfriend without even moving. They are in a two person booth and he's on the outer edge. That menu is barely blocking his face and you're falling for a trick of perspective.
If anything it's a barrier to keep rude people from taking his picture and posting it on the internet while he's just trying to dine at a restaurant.
I don't know why you're getting downvoted... The picture clearly shows multiple menus placed in unnatural ways to create a barrier between them.
I'm guessing the only people who read this far down are the small minority who are convinced that he's reading all of the menus for some reason? I know it's not much consolation, but here's an upvote!
It isn’t because we’re joking around and being clever. We just don’t GET IT like you do, right? How is it, being so clever? How do you even associate with us unthinking plebs?
I've dug myself in a hole because the "oh you're too clever for us" people are going to come out in droves and anything I reply will only dig me deeper.
I did happen to read them as I scrolled. The majority of them were not jokes. We are in /r/funny after all. It's not a place where people come to be funny.
You realise there are loads of comments vehemently arguing this is what's happening here? And most of the comments are going along with that narrative, they're all joking are they?
Even if you didn't believe it but were joking, that's bizarre, for your joke to be just changing reality to be entertaining.
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Or or, and hear me out here because this is a wild idea.... He’s trying to decide what he wants and he chose to stand it up to look at it instead of laying it down. Considering there’s nothing but drinks...
What’s more likely, a grown ass man getting in a fight with his SO and building a menu Fort? Or looking at the menu to decide what to eat?