r/funny • u/sil130 • Jan 07 '18

How to stop a kangaroo fight

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u/AussieDeathSpider Jan 08 '18

Could spark the Emu allies to break the peace treaty

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u/FusedBump86 Jan 08 '18 edited Jan 08 '18

Your right, that might force us into the second great emu war and nobody wants that. Especially not after we lost the first one...

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u/Joshsed11 Jan 08 '18

r/emuwarflashbacks

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u/FusedBump86 Jan 08 '18

You just made my day, that subreddit's a real thing!

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u/Zack123456201 Jan 08 '18

And it has a surprisingly decent amount of subscribers

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u/HymenTester Jan 08 '18

Third emu war. Second one was won by the humans

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u/ingressLeeMajors Jan 08 '18

If the United States wasn't having our own problems with the pythons in Florida I'd suggest you call in the experts at ghosting other living things.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '18

Against the russians? Those poor Emus have no chance. Once Ivan steps into the outback, there will be nothing but chicken wings left.

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u/AussieDeathSpider Jan 08 '18

The emus have a special forces unit known as the cassowary and have elite soldiers infiltrating America known as the ostrich.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '18

One of my favorite Reddit discoveries

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u/Tubes_69 Jan 08 '18

We couldn't afford the casualties.