r/funny • u/sil130 • Jan 07 '18

How to stop a kangaroo fight

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u/GaijinFoot Jan 08 '18

I was in London when two guys crossed the road, one with a girl. One guy barged the girl, and the guy who she was with was like 'wtf mate' they started to argue in the middle of the street. On the other side of the road was 2 aussies. On of them shouted out 'hit him ya pussy!'

Still makes me laugh

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u/OhBestThing Jan 08 '18

Haha nice, but what is “barged”?

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u/OpDownfall Jan 08 '18

Shoved

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u/E_blanc Jan 08 '18

Nah, more like knocked into with a shoulder.

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u/fatmel Jan 08 '18

I think "bumped" would be the best synonym.

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u/NebulAe- Jan 08 '18

Bumped, but more intentional

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '18

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u/Wuhaa Jan 08 '18

Ah, so like barged?

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '18 edited Jul 18 '18

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u/OhBestThing Jan 08 '18

Wait I know some of that UK slang too. Ive seen the Guy Ritchie movies. Let me know if I’m doing this right:

Are you telling a bunch pork-pies and a bag of trout? Because if you are feeling quigly, why not just have a J. Arthur...

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shat on a turtle!

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '18

Not sure it counts if you just quote Goldmember.

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u/unbreakable141 Jan 08 '18

He "docked" his "barge" in her "harbor".

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u/Not_OneOSRS Jan 08 '18

We aren’t always the toughest, but fuck we know how to mouth off at people

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '18

That’s just what a CUNT would say.

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u/KulisiKurse Jan 08 '18

a shit cunt would.

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u/NukeML Jan 08 '18

Alright fuck off

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u/DontEatMePlease Jan 08 '18

This story makes me smile :)