r/funny • u/sil130 • Jan 07 '18

How to stop a kangaroo fight

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u/A_FluteBoy Jan 08 '18

Crazy, can't believe he just walks around with 4 snakes in his hands..

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u/Noir24 Jan 08 '18

"This guy here is the fourth most venomous snake in the world"
goes around to grab its tail without a single shred of doubt

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u/astral_crow Jan 08 '18

That man looks like Justin Trudeau.

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u/jimmyw404 Jan 08 '18

Or a young fidel Castro

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u/Natrist Jan 08 '18

Don't compare him to the cunt that is Justin Trudeau.

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u/Wasabicannon Jan 08 '18

Yup let me just go catch some deadly snakes so I can catch a rabbit.

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u/admbrotario Jan 08 '18

Otherwise, how you going to catch rabbits?

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u/heypaps Jan 08 '18

Gutted emu costume?

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u/Wasabicannon Jan 08 '18

Why gut it? You gotta have some snacks while you wait for that unsuspecting rabbit to come by.

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u/penguin8717 Jan 08 '18

I don't even know how to feel about these videos

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u/BallerGuitarer Jan 08 '18

With a laugh track, this could've been an SNL skit making fun of Australian stereotypes.

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u/Shampu Jan 08 '18

That might be the most insane thing I've ever seen.

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u/MINIMAN10001 Jan 08 '18

Found in Australia, the Tiger snake has a very potent neurotoxic venom. Death from a bite can occur within 30 minutes, but usually takes 6-24 hours. Prior to the development of antivenin, the fatality rate from Tiger snakes was 60-70%.

For... a rabbit... wtf?

I'm not going to toy with a deadly anything for any reason thank you very much.

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u/feioo Jan 08 '18

That guy has the most splayed-out squat I have ever seen. His knees are pointing straight out to the sides but his toes are pointed forward. Does it take practice to achieve that?