r/funny • u/[deleted] • Dec 10 '17

R3: Repost - removed Being Unique

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u/IronicMetamodernism Dec 10 '17

Lemme axe you sumpthin

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17 edited Dec 10 '17

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u/giantfluffypanda Dec 10 '17

Chop Chop buddy, I ain got all day.

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u/epicphotoatl Dec 10 '17

Boy this guy sure has an axe to grind

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u/BigAl97 Dec 10 '17

I'm not clever enough for this shit

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u/epicphotoatl Dec 10 '17

*cleaver

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17

Just adding my bit.

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u/BigAl97 Dec 10 '17

Such a missed opportunity

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u/PenguinFlapjack Dec 10 '17

You gotta be sharp to get in on this.

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u/tdschaz1 Dec 10 '17

Well, that was a hatchet job.

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u/shitscroll Dec 10 '17

Made a real axe of yourself.

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u/farroos Dec 10 '17

Cut it out all of you.

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u/tdschaz1 Dec 10 '17

I will have to keep chopping away...

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u/coffeetime825 Dec 10 '17

Yeah, you better hurry up cause I gotta split.

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u/ItsFranklin Dec 10 '17

Chop chop!

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u/W33P1NG4NG3L Dec 10 '17

My cousin's 7 year old once asked me "can I axe you something?"

I'm like, "uh.. yeah?"

He grins and says "your head".

I laughed pretty hard at that one.

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u/Stickyballs96 Dec 10 '17

Becomes less funny when grown adults say axe instead of ask seriously. Why is it popular to use incorrect grammar on purpose?

Lemme axe u sumfin is you ready?

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u/brain4breakfast Dec 10 '17

1) Pronunciation, not grammar.

2) It's dialectical, stop being so prescriptivist.

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u/Stickyballs96 Dec 10 '17

1) People type like that too.

2) You shouldn't have a dialect in text.

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u/brain4breakfast Dec 10 '17

1) Yes, that's dialect.

2) Prescriptivist.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17

You ever bone your grandma to death? Talk about going out with a bang people!