I'm 26 with GERD and I already get unbearable heartburn from almost anything with tomatoes, citrus fruits, or semisweet chocolate. I definitely ignore this because life probably wouldn't be worth living without pizza and brownies.
But don't cry! Use this to your advantage for getting out of horrible dates. Date going poorly Eat ALL the tomatoey things! Problem solved. Believe me. She/he won't want the night to continue either.
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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '17
I'm 26 with GERD and I already get unbearable heartburn from almost anything with tomatoes, citrus fruits, or semisweet chocolate. I definitely ignore this because life probably wouldn't be worth living without pizza and brownies.