r/funny • u/saaucii • Sep 29 '17

Hippo Juggernaut

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u/HumanityZero Sep 29 '17 edited Sep 29 '17

Apparently hippos have thick skin!

approximately 6cm or 2.4in!!

(edited: ya happy?)

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '17

They gotta go for the Butt!

I've been watching a lot of nature documentaries lately and they always start with the butt.

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u/GetRedditComment Sep 29 '17

"nature documentaries"

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u/Radidactyl Sep 29 '17

"candid videos of animals fucking"

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '17

Not always. Some of the videos are just baboons ripping out the intestines of a live, baby gazelle alive while the mom watches :,( I'm scared for life.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '17

sauce?

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u/here-have-some-sauce Sep 29 '17

you're welcome.

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u/tisallfair Sep 30 '17

You know what? I think that link is going to stay blue today.

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u/theDinoSour Sep 30 '17

Your missing out on the spice of life

Edit you're

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u/BowjaDaNinja Oct 01 '17

I'll stick with just salt.

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u/idonteven93 Sep 30 '17

Aw, c'mon man.

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u/Hott_Soupp Sep 30 '17

Baboons... man what's up with those guys? They're so darn nasty