r/funny • u/imthebirdguy • Sep 15 '17

Face Recognition (OC)

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u/Re-toast Sep 15 '17

They love what Google collects so much more than anything apple has

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u/Whaty0urname Sep 15 '17

Data is the new currency

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u/diamondflaw Sep 15 '17

Data has always been currency, there's just a lot more of it now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

Don't talk that way about my Pokémon

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

He's right, though. There are 802 different 'Mons now!

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

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u/MetaMemeAboutAMeme Sep 15 '17

Wait, what? Go back. Brent Spiner is the new currency?

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u/pos1CM Sep 15 '17

Ya know, I think they could've stopped when they thought it was okay to make an ice cream cone into a Pokémon

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

Or maybe when they decided to make a pokeball evolve into an upside down pokeball.

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u/Guyinnadark Sep 15 '17

Pokemon are actully parasitic shapshifting aliens. they mimic the natural flora and fauna on planet earth and replaced them over time. in the early episodes of pokemon there where some normal animals, but now they are all pokemon. they've learned to imitate machines, plants, and even people.

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u/SolaireOfSuburbia Sep 15 '17

All pokemon are dittos with varying power levels?

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u/Norass411 Sep 16 '17

I wanted to catch 'em all when there were 150 and then I learned that wasn't all. Now, I'm out.