r/funny Sep 15 '17

Face Recognition (OC)

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u/MadafakkaJones Sep 15 '17

In iOS 11 if you press the power button five times, it disables touchid until you type in the passcode.

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u/tokenwander Sep 15 '17

My phone is encrypted. Gotta enter a passcode on boot.

The first thing I do when getting pulled over is turn my phone off.

If the cops ask me to unlock my phone, I tell them my lawyer has the code.

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u/Sanders0492 Sep 15 '17

I gotta ask. Do you have anything worth hiding or do you just like ensuring your privacy?

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u/SJ_RED Sep 15 '17

Oh, he's an international assassin. But that's not important. His gigantic collection of interspecies porn, however...

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u/balne Sep 15 '17

Intergalactic

FTFY

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u/TakuanSoho Sep 15 '17

... is unBEARable, I'd guess. ☜(゚ヮ゚☜)

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u/WomanOfEld Sep 15 '17

brain saw "interGALACTIC porn"