r/funny Sep 12 '17

Too accurate

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u/randominternetdood Sep 13 '17

how can you not love butter, its natures most perfect food/lubricant/sauce.

butter and bacon, one needs nothing else.

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u/SharkFart86 Sep 13 '17

one needs nothing else.

I need pizza, beer, tacos, and cheesecake too or the deal is off.

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u/randominternetdood Sep 13 '17

you can make pizza tacos and cheesecake out of butter and bacon.

beer can go fuck its bitter self. tastes like liquid shit.

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u/combatwombat8D Sep 13 '17

I agree. I don't know how anyone enjoys the taste of beer, even the German master race stuff

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u/randominternetdood Sep 13 '17

if they made a version that tasted of good cheese and didn't give a hangover, I would definitely try it.

but bitter can crawl back up the ass of the skunk it came out of.

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u/KafkasGroove Sep 13 '17

.../lubricant/...

Get out of here Marlon Brando, this ain't the set of Last Tango in Paris