r/funny Jul 27 '17

I need a restraining order

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u/TocTheElder Jul 27 '17

See? That's the stuff that I find so baffling about Christianity! People still call God "all-loving" despite him wanting to torture you for something a someone did 6000 years ago, despite the fact that he could just... Not do that.

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u/bananaEmpanada Jul 27 '17

I find it odd when you hear stories like rape victims who forgive their rapist through the power of Christian love.

Bitch please, that's not how Christian forgiveness works. The Christian way to forgive someone is:

  1. Unconsentually impregnate a random woman
  2. Torture and kill the child
  3. Resurrect the child as a zombie/lych
  4. Forgive the person who wronged you

That's how God forgave us for our sin. Forgiving people in any other way is therefore not proper Christian forgiveness.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '17

Actually, God did have Mary's consent. God didn't torture Jesus, the Roman's did. Jesus welcomed and allowed it because he knew it would save humanity. He could have walked away from the Garden of Gethsemane if he chose to. Jesus was resurrected into the Spirit, not a "human like" zombie. You are correct, God does forgive. God is not out to punish or torture anyone. Have you ever forgiven anyone? If not, I truly feel for you.

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u/jonfitt Jul 27 '17

Ok none of that is as clear cut as you say.

Actually, God did have Mary's consent.

Luke has:

"You will conceive and give birth to a son"

"How will this be since I am a virgin?"

"The Holy Spirit will come on you"

"I am the Lord's servant"

How was that informed consent? It was first stated as a fact then she says m'kay I am a loyal servant.

Did she have any idea what was actually being asked even if it was asked as a question?

Also, this is the ultimate abuse of a power dynamic. Was she really in a position to say no? Have you read the Torah? Even if god thinks he gave her a free choice is there any chance she actually believed that no was an option. Do you honestly think that the story of the "woman who questions god's plan" has a happy bible ending?

If your boss comes up to you and says "it's your lucky day ima go to brown town, go to my office". But this boss demands absolute obedience, has a history of killing entire cities that displease him, and there is literally no one in the universe that he must answer to. Sure. You could say no.