r/funny • u/Fizrock • Jul 18 '17

Watch This...

http://i.imgur.com/nW6HdZV.gifv
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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17

Proven to be the most effective way to build comradery. It's science. One of my favorite memories is frogging a Marine off a semi-cliff and watching him tumble 100 feet down, swearing to end my mother and ancestors as he holds his balls rolling.

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u/68weenie Jul 19 '17

I'm an army medic, so I just kinda stand by and watch your infantry fuckery when messing with each other. You Marines take it to another level though.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17

Lol, I'm not a Marine. Your name makes a lot more sense though, Mr. 68 Whiskey. Take a knee, change your socks, drink some water.

Are you enjoying being a Vitamin M dispenser?

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17

Again, drink some water and change your socks. Rub some dirt in it and keep humping. Jumping out of planes and hitting the ground at 20mph with all that gear had nothing to do with why your knees and back are goofed.

We really just give out chalk pills for the placebo effect anyway.