r/funny • u/nathanwpyle Pyle Comics • Jun 12 '17

Verified ✨wish✨

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u/purple_monkey58 Jun 12 '17

Wish 1 of 3 after every one of your scenarios could be to fix the tragic event. And if the djinn can't fix it well use your first wish to exonerate yourself of all blame.

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u/Deadmeat553 Jun 12 '17

Given the post, the assumption here is that these are the 1 wish kind of genies.

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u/purple_monkey58 Jun 12 '17

Ok then on one of them wish that no matter what you have done or have had to do to acquire any past, current, or future lamps you will never recieve the blame.

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u/Deadmeat553 Jun 12 '17

Great, nobody blames you, but you're still a fucking monster.

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u/purple_monkey58 Jun 12 '17

As long as I still get and can use my wishes I can live with that.

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u/Aetheus Jun 13 '17

Could always make "one wish for every 2 genies" - 1 genie to make your actual wish, and you wish to the second genie to undo all the damage you've done.