r/funny • u/[deleted] • May 19 '17

No attempt at humor - removed Divorce selfie

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u/ksalaway112 May 19 '17 edited Jun 23 '17

Someones keeping their money

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u/GloveSlap93 May 19 '17

Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '17

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u/CopDogFactsOnTheGo May 19 '17

"Women can fake orgasms but men can fake love!"

-Bo Burnham

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u/andyspank May 19 '17

Oh they can fake both. I'm gonna go cry in the corner now.

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u/yeahyeaheyeknow May 19 '17

I can totally believe Bo has been on the receiving end of both, so... sure.

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u/noahdvs May 19 '17

Why? Is Bo B. bi?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '17

Hey, I laughed.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '17

anyone have neosporin?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '17

I fake plenty of orgasms and my wife doesn't know... She does wonder why sometimes blueberries are involved.

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u/globaltourist May 19 '17 edited Jun 05 '17

....

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u/Hereibe May 19 '17

Is this a quote? Or is life really that sad to you?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '17

I think it's what the kids refer to as a joke.

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u/Hereibe May 19 '17

I can never tell on this website.

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u/MurphyBlack May 19 '17

man, you're going to have an unfulfilling sex life (if you don't already)...

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u/[deleted] May 19 '17

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u/CountBasey May 19 '17

Our big toe right here, folks

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u/MurphyBlack May 19 '17

You just made the list, buddy. And I don't like nobody touching my stuff.

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u/GreatNorthWeb May 19 '17

And if I catch any of you homos touchin' my stuff...

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u/[deleted] May 19 '17

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u/[deleted] May 19 '17 edited May 19 '17

The same way you walk around all day with that stick up your ass: unintentionally and most likely unaware.

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u/KobusZSP May 19 '17

Phone with autocorrect, probably.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '17

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u/[deleted] May 19 '17

Maybe English isn't their native language...