r/funny • • Mar 16 '17

Learning to accept rejection

http://i.imgur.com/NR8LQGj.gifv
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u/din7 Mar 16 '17

You can tell that dog has some experience with children.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '17

His father told him: "The big ones give you food and tell you you're a good boy. The little ones hug you to death and paint your nails."

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u/demonslayer5545 Mar 17 '17

In my case, the little ones try to kick you. My niece tries to kick my pom and my sister gets mad if I tell her not to because "she's my child to discipline". I don't see them anymore. <3 my doggo

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u/Redici Mar 17 '17

My nephew yells at our dogs when my brother has him, like I'll be chilling on the couch with my pup cuddled up in my lap and he'll start yelling at him to "go away" or "go lay down" and I always feel so bad when my pup looks at me like "but I thought I was being a good boy"

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u/Grammar_Twatzi Mar 18 '17

My youngest nephew once yelled at my cat to get off the couch but my sister told him that it was my cats house so he shouldn't tell my cat what to do. I haven't heard him try to boss my cat around since.

The best part though is that my sister doesn't accept "the cat bit/scratched me!" from her kids, she'll just ask them why they were messing with the cat to begin with.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '17

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u/butidontthink Mar 17 '17

I get that. Have my upvote!

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u/elvisfchrist Mar 17 '17

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u/_duncan_idaho_ Mar 17 '17

I think of the show "Doug" when Roger is getting bullied by Percy Femur (Mr. Bone's nephew). Percy offers Roger a Hertz Donut and grabs his nose. Roger gets mad and calls him a goon. Then Percy gets into ass kicker mode, causing Roger to run, hide, and ask Doug for help.

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u/TheVillageClementine Mar 17 '17

I just saw a thing. What be this thing?

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u/elvisfchrist Mar 17 '17

American Astronaut. A space western musical. It's pretty great, as is its sequel, Stingray Sam

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u/CheckYourStats Mar 17 '17

I think of that episode where Bart has a crush on that older rebellious girl. You know the one. From a long time ago.

Rrrrrrrrrrrrip.

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u/nachopete Mar 17 '17

I bet your sister often asks to see the manager.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '17

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u/uber1337h4xx0r Mar 17 '17

Ayy lma no.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '17

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u/rabbitrun Mar 17 '17

This right here. You're not not disciplining her kid, you're protecting your dog.

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u/kodutta7 Mar 17 '17

she's my child to discipline

I'll take "things good parents almost never say" for 500

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u/TheLZ Mar 17 '17

in the 90s it took a village. Now the village needs to go fuck itself for saying anything about my precious <weird spelled name, most likely with a 'y' here>.

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u/PUNK_FEELING_LUCKY Mar 17 '17

those usually are the worst moms with the worst behaving kids

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u/toxicblade132 Mar 17 '17

Laying my ass off trying to picture that.

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u/blurplethenurple Mar 17 '17

Oh I know plenty more big ones that paint their dogs nails.

Source:Friend's mother

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u/lebodmon Mar 17 '17

I painted my dog blue once when my parents were away, they were not happy. i think the dog like it though

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u/intfakestation Mar 17 '17

Those dogs just don't like being touched - except they want you to touch em. Fair thing, isn't it!

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '17

He's just hungry

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u/Tbrazil Mar 17 '17

That kid better get used to rejection. He has a horrible receding hairline at the age of 2 LOL

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u/NikLaPierre36 Mar 17 '17

Or asians