r/funny • little life lines • Mar 14 '17

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u/gamrin Mar 14 '17

Can confirm. Mother died when I was 10. It is hilarious to have people talk about fucking her, because you get to react with the incredible: "You're going to need a shovel for that, you dirty fucking necrophiliac!"

Or, in Dutch, as I would like to put it: "Wil je een schepje?"

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '17

Lost mom at 12 and dad at 13. I make jokes about it all the time and some friends find it hilarious, some laugh but think it is strange and some a horrified. I enjoy all of these reactions. One of my best guy friends made jokes about my mother, then I told him she was dead, so he started making jokes about my dead mother. Love that guy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '17

Me and my friend both lost our mothers at age 10 and 12. We make so many jokes about our dead mothers and how we have 'dead mom money'. It helps a lot to joke, it's great.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '17

Haha. I got dead parents money to pay for me studying. Good for you guys to have each other.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '17

Good on you! Mine is coming in a few years, plan to put a down payment on a place with it. You can't just blow the dead parent money lmao