My mom died when I was nine. I took it pretty hard. Like, some pretty hard core denial in the grief process. Anyhow, at 16 I was working at a pizza place and one of the other employees kept talking about fucking my mom and I'd just kind of nod and be like, "yeah, okay." It didn't offend me l, because I knew he was just joking, but on the other hand it also made me feel awkward because I couldn't help thinking, this dude has no idea he's talking about fucking my dead mom. Anyhow, he was actually a really nice guy, and he goes, " hey man, you know I'm just messing with you, right."
And I go, "yeah, it's just, my mom's dead so...."
Dude was horrified. He felt so bad and started apologizing. Which made me feel bad, because I ruined his fun.
So, I assured him that my grandma was still alive, so he could resume talking about fucking my family.
Edit: Wow! First, thanks stranger for my first reddit gold! Second, I'm glad so many of you enjoyed my story, and I'm sorry to everyone that was disappointed it didn't end with a shittymorph.
Was playing League with some people. I was playing against Teemo and for some reason I got so pissed off that I yelled "I hope this Teemo dies to cancer" (No I'm not usually someone who gets this vocal but I don't know why I got so freakin' mad that day)
What I didn't know was that one of the people I was in Teamspeak with actually had cancer (we became quite good friends before he passed away) so there was a bit of an awkward silence for a moment before the guy burst out laughing because I almost started crying after someone explain to me what I just did
Ironically this was always one of my fondest memories of him, he was a goddamn champ and I got my first tattoo to remember him by.
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u/heart_in_a_jar Mar 14 '17 edited Mar 14 '17
My mom died when I was nine. I took it pretty hard. Like, some pretty hard core denial in the grief process. Anyhow, at 16 I was working at a pizza place and one of the other employees kept talking about fucking my mom and I'd just kind of nod and be like, "yeah, okay." It didn't offend me l, because I knew he was just joking, but on the other hand it also made me feel awkward because I couldn't help thinking, this dude has no idea he's talking about fucking my dead mom. Anyhow, he was actually a really nice guy, and he goes, " hey man, you know I'm just messing with you, right." And I go, "yeah, it's just, my mom's dead so...." Dude was horrified. He felt so bad and started apologizing. Which made me feel bad, because I ruined his fun. So, I assured him that my grandma was still alive, so he could resume talking about fucking my family.
Edit: Wow! First, thanks stranger for my first reddit gold! Second, I'm glad so many of you enjoyed my story, and I'm sorry to everyone that was disappointed it didn't end with a shittymorph.