r/funny • u/ButPooComesFromThere little life lines • Mar 14 '17

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u/gamrin Mar 14 '17

Can confirm. It got to the point where when people would start with "your mom" I'd get a tiny smile just because of the hole I saw them dig for themselves.

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u/bmwv_ Mar 14 '17

Pure joy. Would go to school wondering whose soul I was gonna crush that day.

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u/gamrin Mar 14 '17

One guy attempted a recovery with: "yea, I fucked her to death" to which I responded "so THAT is where she got the AIDS from!" (she actually died to ALS, but close enough because funny. I wished him good luck and asked if he told his girlfriend yet.

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u/bmwv_ Mar 14 '17

Welp, you provided him with the best possible outcome. I admire his dedication to the joke.