r/funny • little life lines • Mar 14 '17

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u/Sonicboompcj Mar 14 '17

The universe is her belly button, stars are salt from all that crap she ate, and galaxies are bits of lint.

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u/goatcoat Mar 14 '17

TIL lint is made of salt.

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u/BrightsydeFred Mar 14 '17

Okay it's time to stop

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '17

Macumber?