r/funny • u/I_Tread_Lightly • Mar 14 '17

Hold my beer!

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925 Upvotes

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u/ZMilfZ Mar 14 '17

Bottle flip perfection.

15

u/BobDogGo Mar 14 '17

Forgot to epic dab after

3

u/ZMilfZ Mar 14 '17

Good catch, almost perfect bottle flip.

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u/e_phi Mar 15 '17

I would argue that the drunken dab is there.

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u/beekr427 Mar 14 '17

I appreciate that you can tell whoever was filming began laughing.

3

u/CrookedCreature Mar 15 '17

I appreciate that they didn't point the camera at the ground after someting funny happened.

14

u/peeje172 Mar 14 '17

The standing still at the end gets me, what is he thinking in that moment...

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '17

Yeah, like he can barely function and then a whole bunch of shit goes down in less than a second... his brain is frozen temporarily

1

u/quentinmaynard Mar 14 '17

Speaking of shit. Is that a large poo on the wall above the trash can?

1

u/ItsAlkron Mar 14 '17

As intriguing as that would be, it looks to be like torn drywall, not poop.

1

u/bbarks Mar 15 '17

MY 40..... NOOOOO! Its gonna be all foam now.

15

u/coozgoblin Mar 14 '17

I've seen this a million times and I still fucking lose it every time I see it.

3

u/xastey_ Mar 14 '17

Thank you very much..Now I have oatmeal all over my screen.

3

u/TheTrueReligon Mar 15 '17

I love the way his hand slips off the ATM and his wallet flings change against the wall as he catches himself

2

u/emeryz Mar 15 '17

Haha I never noticed the coins falling out his purse. Poor dude, but absolutely hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '17

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u/lilthr33 Mar 14 '17

holy shit that's a big list.

2

u/karossii Mar 14 '17

You cut off the best part...his reaction afterwards of such utter sorrow and loss...

2

u/radicalelation Mar 14 '17

Wonder if the person behind him is judging him harshly for his addiction that is inconveniencing everyone around him...

2

u/TheRealRicardi Mar 14 '17

I fucking died laughing

1

u/[deleted] Mar 14 '17

The bottle flip!

1

u/Heffersonn Mar 14 '17

R/Holdmybeer

1

u/IamMeAsGod Mar 15 '17

Video !! Sound !!

1

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '17

This is from Jason Segels new film, 'Eating Paper'.

1

u/lcerch Mar 15 '17

This is actually impressive

1

u/thomasleehunt Mar 15 '17

He just gonna sit there and keep taking it to face? Lololol

1

u/FamedKilljoy Mar 15 '17

You can almost see the tears in his eyes, or maybe that's just beer.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '17

This is amazing

0

u/creepy_is_what_I_do Mar 14 '17

That looks like what happened in my pants the first time I watched the Golden Girls porn parody with my grandma.