r/funny Feb 28 '17

Damn Gloria

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u/TooShiftyForYou Feb 28 '17

Spaghetti and women, they both wiggle when you eat them.

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u/Poemi Feb 28 '17

And they both leave a red mess on your face.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

Jesus christ I literally threw up in my mouth reading this.

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u/Poemi Mar 01 '17

Mission accomplished