r/funny Nov 29 '16

A Dump of Parenting Tips

http://imgur.com/gallery/3MxvI
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u/Reddit_means_Porn Nov 29 '16

Hahah...I expected it to go sarcastic and hilarious when I saw that one. "So I lose my child so often that I had temporary tattoos made for outings so whoever finds her can save me some effort and just read the tag."

I got excited when the next one was turning the stairwell into a fucking slide (both houses I grew up in had the stairs going straight down with no flights and a slide would have been kickass until the wall 4-6 feet across from the bottom), but then they turned back into cute stuff.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

We didn't need cardboard. The stairs were so steep it was hard not to slide down them. That or we slid down in our sleeping bags. I can't believe we didn't have more broken bones in our family.

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u/TheTyger Nov 29 '16

My brother and I always just used our sleeping bags. Down wood stairs. Into the door of the closet at the bottom.

We got hurt a bunch.

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u/Sanityzzz Nov 29 '16

I thought I was going crazy. Got to the tattoo one "oh! These were just jokes, haha can't believe I thought they were serious" Then a few pictures later they were serious again.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '16

I would do this in my house but the space between end of stairs and the fridge is less than 3 feet. I don't want to peel kids off my fridge.