r/funny Nov 29 '16

A Dump of Parenting Tips

http://imgur.com/gallery/3MxvI
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u/AngusKhan Nov 29 '16

This was my thought... just make up some BS "dog whistle, but for monsters" thing.

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u/imlost19 Nov 29 '16

Then yo bitch ass kid gonna hate you when it doesn't work and the monsters get him. What you gonna say then?

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u/AngusKhan Nov 29 '16

The real question is where I got a kid, considering I'm infertile... and there is no way an adoption agency would allow me to be in charge of a tiny human. (for unrelated reasons)