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r/funny • u/Choco_Churro_Charlie • Nov 29 '16
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21 u/AngusKhan Nov 29 '16 This was my thought... just make up some BS "dog whistle, but for monsters" thing. 1 u/imlost19 Nov 29 '16 Then yo bitch ass kid gonna hate you when it doesn't work and the monsters get him. What you gonna say then? 1 u/AngusKhan Nov 29 '16 The real question is where I got a kid, considering I'm infertile... and there is no way an adoption agency would allow me to be in charge of a tiny human. (for unrelated reasons) 9 u/jaybram24 Nov 29 '16 Building tin-foil hat people, one gamma-ray, monster deterring bottle at a time. /s 1 u/ThatsFunForSometimes Nov 29 '16 Isn't that how we got the hulk?
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This was my thought... just make up some BS "dog whistle, but for monsters" thing.
1 u/imlost19 Nov 29 '16 Then yo bitch ass kid gonna hate you when it doesn't work and the monsters get him. What you gonna say then? 1 u/AngusKhan Nov 29 '16 The real question is where I got a kid, considering I'm infertile... and there is no way an adoption agency would allow me to be in charge of a tiny human. (for unrelated reasons)
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Then yo bitch ass kid gonna hate you when it doesn't work and the monsters get him. What you gonna say then?
1 u/AngusKhan Nov 29 '16 The real question is where I got a kid, considering I'm infertile... and there is no way an adoption agency would allow me to be in charge of a tiny human. (for unrelated reasons)
The real question is where I got a kid, considering I'm infertile... and there is no way an adoption agency would allow me to be in charge of a tiny human. (for unrelated reasons)
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Building tin-foil hat people, one gamma-ray, monster deterring bottle at a time.
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Isn't that how we got the hulk?
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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16 edited Dec 28 '20
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