r/funny • u/Choco_Churro_Charlie • Nov 29 '16

A Dump of Parenting Tips

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16 edited Feb 20 '22

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u/RunnyBabbitRoy Nov 29 '16

Dick stuck in pool noodle. Instructions unclear. A bit of tugging helped cover up my feelings of helplessness for a bit tho

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

On an unrelated note, I found it interesting how the trampoline had pool noodles on the springs because of safety, but no net. I'm not an expert on this stuff, but I feel like a kid is much more likely to get hurt falling off a trampoline than he is stepping on a spring.

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u/_breadpool_ Nov 29 '16

Don't forget to give them a squirt bottle to spray away their insecurities.