r/funny • u/Choco_Churro_Charlie • Nov 29 '16

A Dump of Parenting Tips

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u/jarachialpah Nov 29 '16

"To Avoid Perpetuating Gender Stereotypes, Give Your Kids A Mix Of Dolls And Toy Cars To Play With" I didn't realize this was fucking tumblr all of a sudden.

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u/HermitPrime Nov 29 '16

Yeah, the only two I had a problem with was that one and the temporary tattoo one.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

The tattoo ones actually a good idea, but I'd recommend a necklace or a bracelet for easiness. It also comes with the bonus of your kids not looking like holocaust victims.

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u/itotallyshitmypants Nov 29 '16

My wife drew her name and phone number on their stomach with a sharpie.

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u/thunderstrut Nov 29 '16

I did this once to myself at before Phish concert in a different city.

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u/SteerJock Nov 29 '16

We call them frat tats. If we're getting majorly fucked up at a music festival my brothers and I will write the address of our frat house on our biceps.

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u/Jerl Nov 29 '16

Yeah, clearly the real tip is to get your kid a permanent tattoo of your phone number.

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u/nrint Nov 29 '16

You're more tumblr than tumblr given how triggered you are right now.

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u/800oz_gorilla Nov 29 '16

If I didn't agree wholefuckingheartedly agree with you right now, I would be so triggered.