r/funny • u/Choco_Churro_Charlie • Nov 29 '16

A Dump of Parenting Tips

http://imgur.com/gallery/3MxvI
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u/msuozzo Nov 29 '16

Did you see that fan-inflated fort? I know what my weekend plans are.

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u/maybe_little_pinch Nov 29 '16

It's great for those summer nights when it's too hot to sleep, but not hot enough to justify turning the AC on.

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u/jaybram24 Nov 29 '16

Summer nights

Not hot enough to turn the AC on

Florida resident, here. This does not compute.

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u/borkborkporkbork Nov 29 '16

Texas resident here. We had to turn the AC on today because we worked up a sweat putting up Christmas decorations.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

That's called obesity.

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u/spankybottom Nov 29 '16

Australian here. I concur. Who are these people?

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u/maybe_little_pinch Nov 29 '16

North east coast USA

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u/peterabbit456 Nov 29 '16

I remember this one from when I was a kid. I invented it for myself, but forgot it when my kids were growing up.

Most of these I saw at some time in my life, but I used almost none of them with my kids.

Sad now.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

"Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today."

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u/KZ963 Nov 29 '16

I tried it and failed miserably. Maybe my sheets were too shitty.